Notices by #RONDACTED (streamofron@macaw.social), page 6

@jofr ?

@ryanoneill I'm glad you're here tooting with us!

@tmcarr https://tenor.com/bHw1p.gif

A former colleague once branded me the "twitter shitter" for responding to tweets on a bathroom break.

If I'm now on mastodon during bathroom breaks... does that make me the toilet tooter? Or something else? Help me out here, fediverse!

@tmcarr but seriously you alright man?

@tmcarr https://tenor.com/SXgQ.gif

RT @corpAltAddison
Texting my friends who still work at Twitter like “Leave his ass!! He’s gaslighting you. It’s not YOUR job to fill the dark void in his heart. You’re a badass bitch and you deserve to be treated like it! You were always too good for him anyway, bestie—he does NOT deserve you!”

@itsian don’t make me screenshot my notifications. Cause I will. :P

@itsian that would be you.

How many people have to call you a cheeky bastard in what timeframe before it becomes accepted as fact? Asking for… a friend ?

@bradleyfoster @kathygriffin moist.

@nathan

@Straighttothepoint why do I have this urge to start licking? ?

@itsian just remember… procrastination is like masturbation - it may feel good at the time but in the end you’re just fucking yourself

@frankbaier @Gargron for the most part we have! Did have a couple of toxic troll types on the “free speech” servers that we had to block already but that’s just part of the game unfortunately.

@dave sounds about right :everythingisfineparrot:

@FlyHifiGuy

@Gargron I originally set this up as a “just for fun” thing I didn’t think anyone would actually use, so you can imagine my amusement at seeing this toot pop up on my timeline again and again as people boost it. Particularly given how rapidly it’s grown over the last week and change.

@junosz good question!

@wilds agreed! And usually not in a fun way either… ?