Notices by Claire, The Ultimate Worrier (waitworry@sakurajima.moe), page 6

i miss going to gwar shows and getting hosed down with fake blood from a giant foam rubber penis and then going home and taking a shower and the water is all pink

@InternetEh if you are worried about Russian bots poking at the major fault lines in US society maybe you should do something about the fault lines

oh Bye Bye Earth has genderfluid mermaids

@AnarchoNinaWrites wait he really said that? that is so incredibly sorkin brained

@AnarchoNinaWrites wow maybe the Republicans should have ran someone who isn't an asshole that most people hate

@ami_angelwings text messages that just say "can we talk?"

@AnarchoNinaWrites i haven't been completely clear on whether a Tesla is good or bad if you're MAGA

@AnarchoNinaWrites @defcon201 @WillWeaverRVA well so much for that then

@defcon201 @WillWeaverRVA I wonder if Musk is still doing his "politically neutral, doesn't pick a side" bit

@AnarchoNinaWrites it is an extremely online reference

@leonor @AnarchoNinaWrites honestly there is a lot of really self defeating behavior where democrats screw themselves out of things they would like because they'r worried about what other people are gonna vote for

@AnarchoNinaWrites I feel like people worrying that other people are gonna be too racist to vote for someone has a bigger effect than people actually being too racist to vote for someone

it seems to be running ok

does the exploding happen later?

so is my computer supposed to have exploded from this? i'm confused

@yamako ヤバイです

*goes on Wikipedia to actually look up who JD Vance is*

wut

so why did Ron Howard make a movie based on some MAGA guy's book? I'm confused here

ok seriously why did Ron Howard make a movie out of some MAGA guy's screed?

ok so what I'm getting here is this was when Cledus safaris were at their height and people thought it was real super important to understand why white people voted for Trump

@AnarchoNinaWrites Blue MAGA is basically all about clapping for tinkerbell