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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 09:28:34 JST Kristen Wixx

I hate those awkward silences.
In conversation about 5 months ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. A man and a baby sitting side by side on a loveseat, each looking away from the other. The text reads, "When you run out of things to talk about."
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 10:04:17 JST Kristen Wixx

A religious experience.
In conversation about 10 months ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. A baby sitting at a table with her hands up and her eyes closed. The text reads, "My daughter just tried pizza for the first time."
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 11:55:41 JST Kristen Wixx

Same as it ever was.
In conversation about 11 months ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. You may ask yourself? How did I get here? How do I work this? Where is that large automobile? What is that beautiful house? Where does that highway go to? Am I right? Am I wrong? My God!! What have I done?
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 09:25:33 JST Kristen Wixx

Then I'm going to be immortal.
In conversation about 11 months ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. People who are always running late tend to end up living longer and healthier lives, according to Harvard researchers.
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 16:46:08 JST Kristen Wixx

Some people are so ungrateful.
In conversation about a year ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. I went to donate blood today, but they kept asking too many questions. Who's blood is this? Where did you get it?
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 05:31:35 JST Kristen Wixx

Oh my God, Becky.
In conversation about a year ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. The Grinch who stole Christmas with an enormous butt. Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got back.
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 13:22:42 JST Kristen Wixx

Librarian humor.
In conversation about a year ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. A group of books lined up on a shelf so that the titles spell out Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Batman.
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2023 10:25:56 JST Kristen Wixx

She's not wrong.
In conversation about a year ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. Tip for newlyweds: Send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a 50/50 chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are.
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Kristen Wixx (kristenwixx@pebble.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 11:20:18 JST Kristen Wixx

Not a fan of the reboot.
In conversation about a year ago from pebble.social permalink
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1. A fake poster for "Battlestar Sciatica," a takeoff on "Battlestar Galactica."
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Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong InsomniacBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

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