Notices by Lizzie (lizzie@brain.worm.pink), page 7

@rat i think this should be what wormologists say

sometimes my brain randomly plays the apostles creed with all the nouns substituted to match this post

it is not good to microwave your phone

@nyx @elementals no

tempted to get out the fountain pens so i can call them my new IDE

im enjoying writing pen and paper pseudocode more than actual code. did humanity go wrong?

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Meat, is in fact, GNU/Meat, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Meat. Meat is not a food unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU meal made useful by the GNU sides, fresh herbs, and other seasonings.

Many people eat a modified version of the GNU meal every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely eaten today is often called Meat, and many of its eaters are not aware that it is basically the GNU meal, cooked by the GNU Project.

There really is a Meat, and these people are eating it, but it is just a part of the meal they eat. Meat is one part: the meat. The meat is a common part of a meal, but incomplete by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete meal and overall diet. Meat is normally used in combination with the GNU meal: the whole meal is basically GNU with Meat added, or GNU/Meat. All the so-called Meats are really distributions of GNU/Meat!

@wetsocks 🧠 gort

RE: https://social.translunar.academy/objects/ee65a5d9-9434-4907-9b5e-73b927e09dbc

people keep talking about brain washing like it’s a bad thing. i will enjoy my clean and sparkling brain while yours is dirtied and wrinkled

oh no im slowly becoming one of those fedi users with way too many pinned gorts

phoenix light rail amog

floom

bloob

sloop

football was invented in 1744 as a result of the death of george piggs. he died of a condition that began in his foot. he detested his foot and asked in his will that his foot be sown into a shape that is easy to throw and thrown deep into the woods.

@rat me too

i went to tinland and everyone there knew you

girlgirl

garlic flavor toothpaste

i think i was born to sit around and cry all the time