Notices by Viss (viss@mastodon.social), page 5

i dont know how to reconcile these two headlines

@danhon yeeeeeessssss

YEEEESSSS

@danhon

"its 2024 and youre running php5 and kernel 3. and you havent patched that f5 on your perimeter in 3 years.

TO JAIL WITH YOU"

time comes for us all

congrats rockwell automation, welcome to like 2012.

@Quinnypig https://slack.com/trust/data-management/privacy-principles

so slack is destroying privacy and every single customer nda for ...

auto complete and emoji suggestions?!

@Quinnypig holy fuck - how many NDAS is this going to break for people? how many lawsuits is this going to create?

@suzannealdrich @ai6yr

when someone asks you if youre a god YOU SAY YES

somehow, despite our best efforts, it is monday AGAIN. our most sincere apologies

@thomasareed @da_667

@aral i used to have friends at facebook, but they couldnt differentiate between "me talking smack about zuck" vs themselves, because apparently they were unable to distinguish between "the company is doing bad stuff" and "i am the company".

in viet nam, if youre a billionaire and you fuck over the economy they literally kill you. story's on the front page of bbc

@mmasnick @6820211 i was able to follow it!

it begiiiiiiins

food for thought:

zero commercial airline pilot pre-flight checklists covered things like "missing bolts causing the plane to depresurize" and "the wheels keep falling off".

computer security works in very much the same way - "compliance" is that preflight checklist. its a bunch of checkboxes you should look at before flying (and the FAA will essentially force you to because its the rules)

but it ABSOLUTELY does not cover everything, and MANY THINGS WILL KILL YOU that arent on the checklist.

@ryanc its weird US news isnt on this much yet.

a cargo ship knocked over a major bridge in baltimore

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-68663071?src_origin=BBCS_BBC

@burritosec is 'making bones' measured by actual skill/contributions or just 'theyre the popular kid at the moment'?

@mmasnick if you ever need a hacker nerd to come be a talking head, im happy to george carlin / mitch hedberg it up!

@luckytran i was in oslo recently, and they have the 3way version of this test, so i took a dozen home