Notices by Viss (viss@mastodon.social), page 4

sure, samsung says this in a press release, but they're also the company who has had washing machines - the ones full of water - burst into flames.

a story in two parts:

then (2013): myself, my buddy Paul discover cow milking machines exposed to the internet. it gets presented at toorcon that year.

now: cow milking machines get ransomwared, and kill cows

what could possibly go wrong?

@BeAware its the one i use and it works offline. you can also try duo if you dont want to use google for totp codes

@BeAware oh youre talking about totp - google authtenticator should do just fine for those

@BeAware with 2fa youre stuck with whatever the system youre trying to log into offers, which, sadly these days is usually sms

@BeAware then you are at the mercy of whatever those accounts run. it sounds more like you need a password vault

@BeAware stop using authy

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/twilio-kills-off-authy-for-desktop-forcibly-logs-out-all-users/

and if you want MFA it depends on the context. Do you need it for your whole company and all your users, or do you just want it for yourself?

go to the cloud they said
it'll be fine they said

now is the time when i inject ancient 80s nostalgia directly into your brains

when you go outside to touch grass, but didnt ask mother nature first
(looted from imgur)

"why would i bother reading something no one bothered to write" is the sickest ai-burn ive seen in a while

go to the cloud they said
it'll be fine they said

@jerry whoa.. um
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=regional-w_southwest-15-48-1-100-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined

@jerry its hot and gross - so we're doing big american breakfast for dinner. huge fluffy pancakes, bacon, sausage, and some berries rested in sugar as toppers :D

for when you want to initially give off a classy vibe, but your crew knows what you really mean

@aral theres a saying about how 'the masters tools can never be used to destroy the master'

congrats japan, on finally defeating the save icon

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/japan-declares-victory-effort-end-government-use-floppy-disks-2024-07-03/

one step closer to cyberpunk
https://www.livescience.com/health/surgery/bionic-legs-plugged-directly-into-nervous-system-enable-unprecedented-level-of-brain-control

putting boeings "oops we've been outed as a literal actual criminal conspiracy" news coverage right next to their stock price chart (which shows a variance of ~30 dollars over the last 3 months but no clear up or down trend) suggests that "the market" doesnt seem to mind if a company they have invested in "are criminals".

the absense of consequences is permission