Notices by Viss (viss@mastodon.social), page 3

@feld @h2onolan ive noticed that when i have any kind of even light allergic reaction to stuff, the thick black lines on some of my tattoos get raised and puffy. like if i get a mosquito bite near one or if something in a bottle of contiditoner (this is recent) just doesnt agree with my skin or something. its weird, like a physical indicator my body is annoyed with something

@feld have you ever seen this stuff? https://supergoop.com/products/unseen-sunscreen-body-spf-40

its was the 50spf spray neutrogena stuff, btw. and yes, having as many tattoos as I do i basically have to lather up any time i want to go outside.

TIL: aerosolized sunblock makes VOC sensors go absolutely bonkers. I put sunblock on to go on the roof and hose off the panels (because its been raining ash?!) and just now noticed that it made the awair voc sensors spike. I guess its probably the propellant?

best antivirus for scada gear

https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/05/white_house_cyber_jobs/

so the dude in the whitehouse in charge of filling security jobs thinks that you dont need a background in technology to work in computer security.

this is like building your house out of matches, thermite and magnesium and hosting a cookout everyday.

its going to go very very badly. for literally everyone.

bonus points: i wonder how many of these assholes are gonna slide their way into those jobs

do you think that if they did this for medicine, or chemistry or other highly nuanced careers that typically require years of experience, that people would be lining up?

"sure! let the gen z or gen alpha kid with the face tattoos who doesnt know what a dialtone is OPERATE ON MY FUCKING BRAIN"

yeah, i'll watch.
go nuts.

like, imagine if you could just 'skip to the end' in other professions like that.

neurosurgery: today i change oil at jiffy lube, but after a bootcamp, im literally cutting open peoples skulls and sticking probes and scalpels in their brains!

vascular surgery: who needs medschool or experience? just let me at them veins, i watched a few youtube videos, it'll be fine.

your periodic reminder to wash your solar panels - ESPECIALLY since #sandiego is having another heatwave this week. collect all that juice and turn it into ac!

i scored like 800 watts!
thats like having two more panels!

for your consideration:
mexican style suadero pasta bake.
leftover pulled pork, refried beans, onion, bell pepper, hot green hatch chile and oaxaca cheese on top, baked in the smoker.

@catsalad pasta bakes are my new jam. done spinach/artichoke/pesto, artichoke/sundried tomato, next ones gonna basically be slop lasagne - bollinaise and pasta. wife suggested we try and do an in n out animal style one too. muahahaha

@catsalad

@Gargron THANK YOU

@foone ffffffffffucking what? they stuffed entire videos INTO REDIS?

@gsuberland @foone my brain just fell out

apropos of nothing
looted from imgur

windows shouldnt be allowed to directly touch the internet

now imagine this but an infosec job

@da_667 apparently you can just 'go to lake michigan and pull out fossils'
https://imgur.com/gallery/las-piedras-petoskey-del-lago-michigan-son-corales-fosilizados-3sUWp8Z