Notices by Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4: (emarktaylor@thecanadian.social), page 6

🏈 @nfl #NFL

Clue still taking the piss out of everyone on X ...

Via Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood
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9m
Almost never see Cowboys fans on this app, they’re probably all on Truth Social

⚾ @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social #MLB #Baseball

Via Front Office Sports 🤖 @FOS

The Dodgers are set to pay Shohei Ohtani more in 2024 than eight MLB franchises will pay their entire roster:

• Shohei Ohtani, $70M
• Cleveland Guardians, $66.8M
• Miami Marlins, $65.9M
• Kansas City Royals, $65.4M
• Milwaukee Brewers, 61.6M
• Cincinnati Reds, $59.9M
• Pittsburgh Pirates, $54.2M
• Baltimore Orioles, $42.8M
• Oakland A's, $38.6M

🏈 @nfl #NFL

Via Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics
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1m
“jake browning and cj beathard are headed to overtime in a 31-31 game with the jaguars vying for the #1 seed” would have people taking a breathalyzer test if that was said at the beginning of the season

🏈 @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball @nfl #NFL

Via NFL Memes 🤖 @NFL_Memes

The NFL playoff committee will now have to vote out the Jaguars from playoff contention despite their record because Trevor Lawrence is injured.

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Ouch!

#NoContextBrits

Via No Context Brits @NoContextBrits
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4h

🏈 @nfl #NFL #TNF @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball

Via Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins ·
3m
I want my sideline reporters to make up all of their reports

“Kirk, I talked to Coach Saban at half and he said his offensive coordinator’s marriage is falling apart and half the defense has explosive Chipotle diarrhea.”

🏒 #HNOM :HNOM: @hnom #NHL :NHL: @hockey

Bellemare knocks it in from about 400 yards.

SEA 2-1

Half way through the 2nd.

⚾ #MLB #Baseball @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social

2 RBI base hit.

Texas 11-7

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Gurriel 3 run homer.

#Halloween

Via Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins
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37m
Multiple houses out in the neighborhood handing out full size candy bars. Absolutely flexing on the rest of us.

Like one house handed my 2 year old a full sized Snickers. The hell, lady!?

⚾ #MLB #Baseball @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social

Via Jay Cuda @jaycuda
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4m
will u win the world series

⚾ #MLB #Baseball @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social

Via Clue Heywood @clueheywood
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1h
Good morning. Yes I’m aware how dumb this is.

⚾ #MLB #Baseball @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social

Via ESPN Stats & Info 🤖 @ESPNStatsInfo

Nathan Eovaldi will start Game 1 of the World Series tonight.

He's 4-0 this postseason, and with a win tonight, Eovaldi would become the 1st pitcher ever to win each of his first 5 starts of a postseason.

⚾ #MLB #Baseball @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social

Via Clue Heywood @clueheywood
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21m
The Rangers calling themselves "Texas" when there's another team in the state is the most Texan shit possible

⚾ #MLB #Baseball @baseball@a.gup.pe @baseball@chirp.social @mastodonsports #Mariners #StraightUpTX

Via Bob Nightengale 🤖 @BNightengale

Life getting awfully interesting in the AL West:
Seattle Mariners 8,
Texas Rangers 0.
4th inning.
Houston Astros lead the Arizona Diamondbacks 2-0 in the 8th.

#NBA

Via Front Office Sports 🤖 @FOS

A former NBA employee posted this on the league’s official Facebook page this morning.

It was deleted after roughly 20 minutes.

#HNOM #NHL @hnom @hockey

Via Super 70s Sports @super70ssports
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1m
The #Oilers were generally considered Canada’s worst prom band of the early 80s - hang on, being told they were actually the best hockey team in the world. Thank god.