Notices by :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social), page 7

Rando'ed into the hypno porn milieu and... Huh. This stuff really does numbers, apparently.

Not kink shaming (trust me), it's deffo not my thing though.

Interesting for professional curiosity though.

Listen, if they wanna give me coupons on paint pens...

@HauntedOwlbear
*walks up to polycule*

So which one of you has the spreadsheet that says everyone's availability, and which one of you runs the calendar, and which one...

@HauntedOwlbear I'm content to just raise up the dataset of porn galleries on the internet that I'll eventually release so people can say 'what year was that? oh, here it is' after I've trawled archive.org and played internet archaeologist on their behalf.

@HauntedOwlbear *nods*

If my wife was good with it, I'd very much likely be wrist deep (pun intended) in a lot of stuff out there for free, but she's not and I'm content without it.

@HauntedOwlbear The poll is for 'where is the point that you go 'yeah, ok', either for fun or for a side hustle'

Ghost elevators full of whiskey: it's how you raise people's spirits

(thank you, that's a Kale original joke)

Good morning folks

Little bit more on this #gunpla after work.

The lighting here is much better than in my study...

I'm sure it's an accident that their logo looks like it says 'SPH Tools' rather than SP Tools, but it's making me laugh.

Especially since their catalogue has booth babes for... Reasons.

(for people who don't know: SPH stands for 'Small Penis Humiliation')

Some of this has been my own motivation, some misfortune, etc.

*long shrug*

Rpg night tonight (fingers crossed), and if you think 'hey, Kale, you've been on Twilight Imperium for a while', yes that's true... And we have not played many sessions

Laughing fucking hard at a thread I stumbled into about people trying to set up 'OFM's (ie: OnlyFans management).

Like, the entire thread is just dudes screaming 'I would love to collaborate with you!' to other dudes who also want to 'collaborate' with them, and zero actual thought being put into 'hey, so, uh... how do we get models to be part of this?'

Meanwhile, the girls are laughing and getting paid and thinking 'Y'know, Findom is lucrative...'

You could feel the GM just kinda going 'annnnnd that, your Honour, is where the whole campaign fell right off the rails'

#TwilightImperium session for #RPG night went pretty well.

Grandpa, the space turtle, threatened the head of security for the <Redacted plot thing> and got him to confess to being <redacted>.

Then... pirates.

... and we ended mid-confrontation with the station's guards trying to arrest us, fighting pirates, with Grandpa and another character trying to forcibly board the pirate's spaceship as they were trying to escape, dragging the head pirate along with us.

One leg (and a second foot) in forty mins...

I mean, fuck me: if you 'entrepeneurs' are just gonna sit around jerking each other off rather than actually doing anything, at least film it.

There is an audience for THAT, after all...

Phil Flash and Steve Lightspeed?

Not even very amazing photographers.

But, they knew how to run websites, find talent, and get paid.

(Last I heard, Steve Lightspeed bought some rando .ai URL so it seems he's gonna lean into cutting the 'real girls' part out of the equation, dunno how that's gonna go. Prob. way too soon tech-wise)

Like, listen, fellas.

I'm not saying dudes can't get paid. They clearly can.

But if you are a guy, wanting to manage girls, in porn... you gotta actually bring something to the fucking table here.

Most of the early sologirl sites were run by guys, and they could at-fucking-least hold a camera and code HTML.

Good morning folks