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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-May-2023 22:59:51 JST Kerosene
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@lain The German sits down because he has long-term thinking and can plan ahead, and thus positions himself in case he suddenly has the urge to take a shit. The Mexican can't sit down because his hemorrhoids won't let him, too much spicy food has destroyed his ass.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-May-2023 03:47:01 JST Kerosene

I am sad to announce that foul language will no longer be tolerated in this side of the mastodon network. Please refer to the following list for appropriate alternatives:
- Fuck -> Fuck
- Cum -> Cum
- Shit -> Cum
- Damn -> Cum
- Hell -> Cum

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-May-2023 03:07:39 JST Kerosene
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@lain TED x Cunny is the most unexpected of ships. What a lucky guy that Ted.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-May-2023 03:07:06 JST Kerosene

If you're ever on a date with someone and you go to the arcade, be sure to absolutely DESTROY her on every game. Don't ever step down to the level of a novice, you're a GAMER and she should be aware from the very beginning.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 02:32:47 JST Kerosene

Detroit attack scene (Scary Movie 4).mp4
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For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter: Disclaimer: My opinions are those of my company. Everything I do is endorsed by my employer. All that I ever post is 100% serious and should be taken as is.English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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