Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 35
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 03:30:16 JST Kerosene
I'm hell-bent on not doing the task I said yesterday that I'd do today. Maybe tomorrow :sleep: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 03:36:46 JST Kerosene
@lina Gn bro. When russians sleep do they go "zzzzzzz" or a completely different letter? -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 23:07:56 JST Kerosene
@lina >they look retarded
:senkocry: no u -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 23:06:53 JST Kerosene
@lina Ok smart guy, let's see YOU take a crack at designing the perfect glasses with numbers above 2009. You can't, it's impossible.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 23:03:57 JST Kerosene
The biggest tragedy of this century is that we can no longer have up to date glasses with the number of year, like 2009, where the two 0s in the middle let you see through them without issues. It's fucking over. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 05:04:18 JST Kerosene
Nijika, my beloved. I wish you were here to cheer me up and let me chomp your dorito hair :sleep:
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 25-Sep-2023 11:28:53 JST Kerosene
@lina Yooo this mf is mutuals with Tom Scott. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2023 06:39:34 JST Kerosene
@shibao >flat-chest genes propagating
WE'RE BACK :ro_excited: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2023 03:34:31 JST Kerosene
@Moon Surveillance tech: Complain about change. All change is bad.
Waifu bot tech: Complain about stagnation. They can't come soon enough. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 21:26:53 JST Kerosene
@lina @rosey Then proceed to jack it off to Pen Pen in public. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 06:24:09 JST Kerosene
Nothing in the entire history of the fediverse has made so many people so angry and fundamentally vitriolic as the poll results in #BestVidyaGirlContest. Props to @ChristiJunior for increasing the net amount of hate in the world :cat_cheers: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 06:24:07 JST Kerosene
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ChristiJunior Fedi admins better be prepared for terrorists attacks against their servers when that happens. If Megumin ever loses to anyone I know of a few Ted K. appreciators who would blow things up. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2023 08:30:32 JST Kerosene
@Moon @slash @hfaust @thendrix Never sexually flooffilled, forever sexually floofstrated :venomsnakedemon2: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2023 08:29:24 JST Kerosene
@Moon @slash @hfaust @thendrix >Floofy tail-afficionado thread gets invaded by fakecels
Owari da :dead_inside: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2023 08:27:03 JST Kerosene
@thendrix @Moon @hfaust >when your species creates anime girls and everyone is too busy living a happy live to fuck off to some solar system far away to look for non-anime life forms
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 02:17:00 JST Kerosene
@lina @Pikika Blue: Pedo
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 01:55:15 JST Kerosene
I keep an ever increasing stash of coins that I'm reluctant to use. You might ask me "why not use them retard?", well, the last time I went and bought something with a lot of coins and had the cashier deal with them, 3 days after I had another cashier from a completely different place give me my change as a huge pile of the lowest denomination of coins. Those motherfuckers have a network and they talk to each other, I'm not risking being the target of their revenge once again. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 22:58:29 JST Kerosene
Today is another episode of people telling me I appear to be way older and more mature than I actually am :dad:
Gm everyone -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 22:58:27 JST Kerosene
@MK2boogaloo I also sometimes wonder
Is it because I looked fucked up by life?
Is it because I dress formally and I'm usually polite and cordial?
Is it the beard?
I'll never know, but I'll keep my dad energy going strong and one day I'll be like the Reviewbrah.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 31-Aug-2023 08:19:57 JST Kerosene
@sickburnbro My body is a machine that turns testosterone into an unmet need to be cuddled :skeleton_fuck_you: