Notices by Swiff, Guyotype Archivist (swiff@wizzzard.online)

ow my neck hurts, you should make out with me

Electoralism is bogus for any number of reasons, but I do feel bad for any 18-22 year olds for whom this was their first. Everyone deserves to have the illusion of American politics shattered but this was a particularly pathetic and unfun way for it to happen

Fuck I'm just unendingly angry about the longshoremen strike still allowing military shipments and cruise liners.

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Fuck, how profoundly American. We must fight the bosses! But not the state monopoly on violence or the status quo of conspicuous consumption. We LIKE those parts!

@ItsMorgan

"Magical ancient weapon which reforms itself into the preferred weapon of its wielder" is one of my favorite fantasy tropes

"Mass hunted dodo birds are ushering in an extinction event"

Jerry Seinfeld is a sexual predator.

This isn't news, we've known about his shit for a long time, but that was true of Drake too and apparently lots of people only found out thanks to Kendrick, so just a reminder: Jerry Seinfeld dated a high schooler when he was in his late 30s, during the run of Seinfeld (the show)

@Colophonscrawl I have heard that the show did it somewhat better, but I'm so firmly of the opinion that anything based on the works of Garth Ennis is grown from tainted soil in the first place that I'm just utterly uninterested in giving it a try

I think one of my favorite interactions with a student so far at work has been the time a little girl ran up to me, holding a folded index card and giggling so hard she couldnt even speak clearly as she handed it to me.

As I unfolded it, she managed to gasp out: "I wrote FART" before running off, still giggling

Anyway, she actually wrote "FORT"

This is not complex.

"Just fighting the Russians" you mean the Russians whose advance was directly responsible for ending the war and directly liberating concentration camp prisoners as they went? Those Russians?

Cuz if so, yeah, i have a pretty big fucking problem with anyone who slowed their advance by even a couple seconds.

Eat shit, there aren't two reasonable sides to this.

Fuckin...

The only distinction that need be drawn when examining the Waffen SS is between volunteers and conscripts-- a distinction that the Nuremburg Trials already drew.

The canada nazi was a volunteer. This is a known fact.

If you volunteered to join the SS, you were a party to Nazi War Crimes. Fuck you if you seriously think hairs need be split ANY finer than that.

I cast Summon Bus

Put it this way: Garth Ennis is exactly as reactionary as Frank Miller, and the only reason he's less influential is because he's younger and somehow even LESS capable of writing a coherent plotline than Miller is.

Thinking a lot about the guy earlier this morning who boarded the bus wearing a shirt with mortal kombat characters on it and the word KOMBAT written in the same font as the friends show logo. He was also wearing a baseball hat which read "Farting Champion."

I feel like he was one of Us without being On Here

Magically creating illusory grassy knolls within visual distance of all U.S. Presidential speech events, just to keep them on their fuckin' toes.