Notices by Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe), page 12

Niggas really using their phone in the bathroom, lmao?

THERE IS FREN DISCORD AND KIRINO IS NO INVITED? :O

Nightshift are actually pretty cool and don’t do weird shit tbf

IT IS NOT THE PLOT AT ALL!!!

THE PLOT IS A BROKEN RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN AN OLDER BROTHER AND HIS YOUNGER, OVER-ACHEIVING, SISTER

The plot revolves around the crack in her “perfect” facade being an obsession with anime! It’s something her brother (Kyousuke) discovers and she asks him for help of what to do!

Over the season he defends her from their parents, her judgemental friends (Kanako and Ayase) and even helps her make NEW friends so she can finally share her hobbies with them!

We discover the reason she’s such an over-achiever is because she feels saddened that her own older brother has lost his own passion for life and is trying to live vicariously through that!

SEASON 1 IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD WITH I THINK MAYBE ONE WEIRD PART!!

THAS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUH UH IT WAS JUST FUNNI!!!!! AM NEVER EVER LEWD!!

VIVA LA RAZZZZZZZZA

THIS CAN NO BE! I NO LONGER HAVE TO LOG IN TO DISCORD TO TALK TO FREN? :O

It brings me great joy that every now and again the 4chan maintainers have to open up that piece of shit procedural yotsuba.php file and try not to fuck EVERYTHING

NUH UH, YOU THINK U BIG MASTER TROLL BUT ME GONNA WASTE YOUR TIME ALLLLLLLL DAY >:D

NUH UH YOU JUST STINKY AND BIG MAD THAT’S WHY YOU POST ZE BIG POSTS. TOTAL KIRINO VICTORY, RYUKO LOSERS BLOWN OUT AGAIN

GOOD THING I DO NOT EXIST TO ENTERTAIN YOU, RYUOKI!! YOU’RE FUCKING WITH THE THUNDER, NOW! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

NUH UH, THAT’S DATED AND UGLY SHOW!!!

IT’S TIMLESS!

I ONLY USE IT TO TALK TO FREN MARINE NIGGER, BUT YOU WATCH KILL LA KILL BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN ZE PAST AND CAN’T ACCEPT NEW SHTUFF IS ALSO GOOD

your worst fucking nightmare, motherfucker

shut up, goofy ass nigger, you probably had it coming

Here’s a cleared down copy of the database used for my insult bot. If you want to populate it with about 3,000 words, a dozen categories, a few dozen subcategories, write some regex patterns then I’ll happy host it as a bot. :blobcatmeltthumbsup:

OH, THE BOT AND MARNIE JOKE PREDATES YOU I THINK (SO DOES THE MARNIE JOKE HEHEHE)

I used to joke Marine and Bot were Miyuki and Natsumi from “You’re Under Arrest” in reality and that the fighting was just for ze jokes!