getting older is so boring. oh my knee hurts oh my friends are too busy to throw sex parties oh i'm about to spend real money on a kitchen bin. i saw a bunch of other bitches do this already, it's derivative. why can't i just explode
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2024 22:50:55 JST david grynch not looking forward to getting older and having young people start describing me
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 21:59:14 JST david grynch kate beaton panels that live in my heart forever
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 05:12:29 JST david grynch i just need a little fucking snack….
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 05:12:28 JST david grynch i’m out in the streets like the fucking werewolves of london. looking for a little fucking snack. i’m out of control. i’m going to knock over someone’s bins. i’m going to disembowel someone
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 17:21:30 JST david grynch my one of my favourite people at protests are the ones whose placards are built like an american school science fair diorama. props for putting in the effort but respectfully i cannot read that
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 18-Feb-2024 18:04:09 JST david grynch if there’s one thing i love to eke out it’s a meagre existence, can’t get enough of that shit
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2024 06:42:23 JST david grynch i wish cats could learn a few simple phrases
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jan-2024 03:18:25 JST david grynch i'm being asked to "develop a career plan", why can't people just be as surprised as i am that i'm still alive and leave it at that
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 18:58:44 JST david grynch i hate the cupboard with the baking pans in it. it is the loudest and most terrifying place in the world
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 18:58:43 JST david grynch pelting from the kitchen shrieking like a terrified cat, metal pans clattering in my wake like machine gun fire
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 18:56:30 JST david grynch ketchup is a beverage,
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 29-Dec-2023 11:55:25 JST david grynch … thankyou ….
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 10-Dec-2023 02:22:09 JST david grynch babies are so fucking funny. much smaller version of a man that has 75% less of an opinion and 99% less of a choice about whether you pick them up off the floor
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 30-Sep-2023 20:56:12 JST david grynch me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
brain:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I’M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON
me: cool never mind
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 19:56:53 JST david grynch there it is
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:59 JST david grynch @stavvers i think a spider would take the most damage. difficult to hit but if your aim was good enough it would fucking explode. the best you could do to a giraffe is knock it over
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david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:58 JST david grynch @stavvers you said large animal. im deleting my blog