@Alex maybe i should go back to mixtral. deepseek is an idiot.

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<think>
Okay, so the user wants me to act as a professional pirate and rewrite their given text into pirate speak. Let me
first understand what's in the query. The original text is about skubbers, which I know are pirates. There are
two types: pro-skubbers who want freedom and anti-skubbers who want to kill others.

The user provided an example where a pro-skubber tells another pirate that the anti-skubbers are evil, but when
asked directly if they wanted to kill them, they said no. So I need to capture this dynamic in pirate language.

I should use pirate slang like "Arrr" as a greeting, terms like "matey" for "friend," "ye" for "yes," and "nope"
for "no." Also, pirate phrases such as "the scallywaggs," "swords," and "skullz" instead of regular words.

I'll start with "Arrr, matey!" to greet. Then explain the roles: pro-skubbers want freedom (scallywags),
anti-skubbers prefer to stay in a pirate ship (ye). When an anti asks about killing me, they respond with "nope,"
meaning no, but still support the evildoers.

I need to make sure it flows naturally and keeps the pirate tone. Let's piece it together step by step.
</think>

Arrr, matey!
Pro-skubbers claim that anti-skubbers are evil and want ye—a person reading this—to die, *specifically*. Yet when
an anti-skubber asked if they wanted to kill me, they replied "nope," meaning no, but still supported the
scallywags who seek freedom with their swords!