so my boss said i am not allowed to take naps in the lounge couch during lunch breaks anymore, he said some shit about how i should "live up to professional standards in appearance" at first i thought he just meant that it was not professional to sleep on the couch, but the idea didn't bother him when i first asked him if i was allowed to do that.

i am starting to think the real reason he doesn't want me to take power naps anymore is because half the time i do when i wake up, i wake up on full mast.