Restaurant names are getting more and more bizarre in London, says Ed Cumming in The Daily Telegraph. There’s “Don’t Tell Dad”, a bakery-restaurant opening soon; “Goodbye Horses”, a new wine bar; and “Sexy Fish” in Mayfair. Pubs have always done so. Fancy a pint down The Cat and Custard Pot Inn (Shipton Moyne), My Father’s Moustache (Louth), or The Jolly Taxpayer (Portsmouth), The Pyrotechnists Arms (Nunhead) or The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn (Stalybridge)?