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@BowsacNoodle@poa.st @rher@mugicha.club (Barry and Adam arrive the next morning at the job selection booth.)
Adam: I can't believe we're starting work today!
Barry: Today's the day.
Adam: Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Barry: (unenthused) Yeah, right.
(Dean Buzzwell at his second job, located at the desk in front of the Honex Job Placement Board)
Buzzwell: Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Sandy Shrimpkin: Is it still available?
Buzzwell: Hang on. Two left! And ... one of them's yours! Congratulations! son, Step to the side, please.
Sandy: Yeah!
Adam: What'd you get?
Sandy: Picking the crud out.
Adam: Woah.
Sandy: That is stellar!
Adam: Wow!
Buzzwell: Couple of newbies?
Adam: Yes, sir! Our first day! And we are ready!
Buzzwell: Well, step up and make your choice.
Adam: (to Barry) Do you want to go first?
Barry: Uh, no, you go.
Adam: Oh, my. What's available?
Buzzwell: Restroom attendant's always open, and not for the reason you think.
Adam: Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, sir?
Buzzwell: Sure, you're on. (status for Krelman worker changes suddenly) Oh, I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Adam: Oh!
Buzzwell: Wax monkey's always open. And the Krelman just opened up again.
Adam: What happened?
Buzzwell: Well, whenever a bee dies, that's an opening. See that? He's dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that's life!
Adam: Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna ball polisher, mite wrangler.... Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry!
General: All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place...
(Adam calls Barry.) What happened to you? Where are you?
Barry: I'm going out.
Adam: Out? Out where?
Barry: Out there.