> park car near a tree
> come back in 8 hours
> every surface of the car is covered in bird shit
> wtf
> go to nearby store to buy wet wipes
> local uncle tells me "yeah that's why nobody parks there, they come every day at 3pm to shit"
> try wiping it off with wet wipes
> doesn't really work
> notice there is a car wash 5m away offering to wash the car for rm10

what kind of trap is that :ARU: