Ca. 1994, there was an older fella in the Tallahassee Mac user group who could be a good resource for troubleshooting newbie problems that weren't tackled by the BBS.
He was nice enough, but he was definitely a weird, crotchety old guy.
Point is, at meetings, he would often make a rather belligerent point of reminding everyone to never call him before noon.
Because "that's when I do my downloading."
I still think about this, and it's a phrase I often consider adding to my own vernacular.