vive la france!

Meet Cédric
>french dad
>heard noise at night
>grabs 13 pounds medieval sword he like to collected
>see a pack of sandniggers trying to steal his Ferrari
>charge them with the sword
>they panic
>smash them on the head, on the sides

"luckily, I'm ambidextrous"

>beats the hell out of them
>their leader yell "son of a bitch, we know you, we'll find you!"

"well duh, big shit: you're in my house"

>invaders run away
>wake up his 2 sons and his nephew
>give them all swords
>they guard the house together until the morning

>journalist: "but with the french justice, weren't you afraid of hurting them?"

"well I'd rather be the dude who killed a bunch of assholes than the one in the coffin"

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