WHY ATTACK ON TITAN’S ENDING IS SHIT 3/4

Then there are all the smaller, ridiculous moments of the ending – here’s just some of them:

- Mikasa is randomly the main character now, and all of AoT boiled down to helping Founder Ymir break out of a toxic relationship with a guy who died 2000 years ago? Also, Ymir is necrophiliac, apparently. She's also the worst thing to ever happen to the series.

- Mikasa is ALSO a necrophiliac. Also, how the fuck does she even get back to Paradis carrying Eren’s head, on foot? And why isn’t she immediately arrested and executed by the new Jaegerist government? Even if they don’t know that she killed Eren, she sure slaughtered a lot of Jaegerists during her attempt to stop the Rumbling.

- Historia becomes the most pointless character ever, with a pointless child and a faceless, nameless husband. BUT, at least getting dicked cured her lesbianism, so that’s pretty Based at least. Farmer-kun, I kneel…

- Armin is Naruto, the Talk No Jutsu is real.

- Muller is retarded for demanding that the Eldians prove a negative, Armin is retarded for claiming to have actually proved it.

- Reiner gets a second chance at life, and spends it lusting after married women and sniffing letters.

- Annie gets everything she ever wanted, because you know, she was just such a great person compared to the likes of Marco and Petra.

- Speaking of which, why the FUCK does Jean not see Marco when the characters briefly get reunited with their dead friends? He literally invoked Marco when joining the Alliance instead of just letting Paradis be saved by the genocide, it’s not like he forgot him. Also, Jean’s character arc emphasizing his leadership skills just get chucked straight into the trash.

- The Jaegerists take over Paradis, which is…fucking awesome actually, hell yeah, the Fascists Win! Waifus like Rico and Hitch are also fascists now, booyah, the only ones who don’t like it are fucking journalists and Sasha’s turbo-cuck father.