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So JS lets you add and remove event listeners, but not list them. To remove one, you have to have a reference to the function that gets fired. Which I can't do without the ability to list them. wtf

Context here is GitHub has a godawful hotkey-ridden comment box, and I like precisely zero (0) of the hotkeys. I would like to remove every single input and keydown, so the system shortcuts work, instead of getting overloaded with garbage I don't want.