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Me: You know how easy it is to make pancakes, right? Just some flour, butter, eggs, milk, boom, pancakes.
Kid: Yeah?
Me: You can buy pre-made pancakes!
Kid: I expected that.
Me: And there's canned spaghetti!
Kid: Yeah? Maybe you want the meat sauce to be just right?
Me: It's literally just tomato sauce and spaghetti! In a can! Warming it up takes about as long as just boiling normal dry spaghetti.
Kid: Whatever! That's still not as weird and lazy as PRE-SLICED CHEESE!