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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Dec-2025 03:22:07 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Before I was married, I kept men's names in my phone as <First name> von <Location> like "Bill von Colchester" or "Rob von Enfield." Husband found an old phone of mine w/ 12 David von Somethings and he hasn't spoken to me since. His name is David von <city where we first fucked>.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Dec-2025 03:49:08 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole So he found an old phone and just decided to peruse it? I hope you're on good terms with at least one other Von.

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     Evan Beaver (evcricket@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Dec-2025 10:43:48 JST Evan Beaver

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     • Joel Michael

     @fesshole @jpm I have a [series of people] in my phone under <first name> <what I buy from them>
     I have known a lot of Greens in my life.