One time, when I was a kid, my family was at Cici's Pizza, a terrible pizza buffet where there were several TVs playing a James Bond movie. I heard my mom say "Oh, it's Octopussy!" about the movie, and then I spent the rest of the time trying really hard not to look at the TVs, because I assumed Octopussy was porn.
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Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-2024 07:29:15 JST Rabbit Cohen -
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Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-2024 07:30:33 JST Rabbit Cohen I'm not sure how old I was, and I'm not sure I even knew the word "porn", but I definitely thought it was a sex thing.
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Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-2024 07:30:33 JST Rabbit Cohen I did know the word "pussy" from a young age (there was an adult in my life who was very inappropriate in the language she chose, although not abusive towards me). So naturally I assumed that Octopussy was a pornographic film about a woman with eight vaginas.
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