The lengths men have to go to to keep women from getting the Ick. 😒
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:11:47 JST Goalkeeper -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:11:46 JST Hoss Delgado Even if he somehow hadn't broken anything, if you take a spill like that you probably still want to go to the hospital to get your head checked. Unless you like dying in your sleep from a brain bleed, anyway. Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:12:04 JST Fediverse Contractor Maybe he shouldn't have put his ladder on a bunch of leaves like a retard? -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:12:05 JST Goalkeeper >Blood running out of his ears
Babe I told you, I'm good. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:17:42 JST Fediverse Contractor You think that because you're an idiot, the leaves are literally already under the ladder, he's literally wearing sandals like a retard, and the coconut or whatever that bounces away as he falls is what he was trying to get -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:17:43 JST Goalkeeper He was clearly cleaning the leaves out of his gutters but I don't expect a Pakistani man to know what that is.
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:19:52 JST Goalkeeper That's a ball he was pulling off his roof. Coconuts don't grow in that area you jungle monkey.
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:19:52 JST Fediverse Contractor Ok so you lied about the leaves, that's also a funny shaped ball imbecile -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:22:32 JST Fediverse Contractor You're one of the dumbest and most dishonest ppl on fedi tbh -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:22:33 JST Goalkeeper >Cleaning gutters
>find ball on roof
>Misshapen because it's been up there God knows how long
>huh I should take this down with me
>slips and eats shit -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:32:06 JST Fediverse Contractor Can't die if you're a legend -
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vic (vic@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:32:08 JST vic @Hoss @Goalkeeper hey @bot don't 🔧 me unless you can tell me a better way of dying -
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vic (vic@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:32:09 JST vic @Hoss @Goalkeeper > Unless you like dying in your sleep from a brain bleed, anyway
that doesn't sound so bad -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:38:56 JST Fediverse Contractor It's not looking good for you based on the pics -
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eemmaa (eemmaa@girlboss.gaslight.love)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:38:57 JST eemmaa @Hoss @Goalkeeper @bot no im prettiest -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:38:58 JST Hoss Delgado Ladies, please. You're both the prettiest, okay?
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