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   [mysterious circle of robed figures]
   JK Rowling: hello children
   Rowling: what newssss?
   Rowling: allisssson how goess the lawsssuit againssst ssstonewall?
   Allison Bailey: GREAT NEWS!
   Bailey: if losing were winning, then we just totally won!
   Rowling:

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     Rowling: did you ssspend my £1,000,000 on spaghetti again???
     Bailey: actually legally i don't have to answer that question because of
     Bailey: because of uhhh
     Bailey: OBJECTION
     Rowling: give me that damn briefcassse! [they struggle for briefcase]

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     Rowling: i told you NOT to usse thiss £1,000,000 for sspaghetti damnit!! I told you!
     Bailey: [wailing] i know! i tried!
     Bailey: but then i got hungry
     Rowling: why do you need £1,000,000 for sspaghetti?
     Bailey: i mean, it's really GOOD spaghetti

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     Bailey: briefcase? what briefcase?
     Rowling: that one you're holding right there
     Bailey: OH! you mean THIS briefcase!
     Rowling: yess THAT briefcasse
     Rowling: the one with the ever-increasing olive oil sstain on the sside

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     Bailey: it's nothing, it's just full of , you know, papers
     Rowling: what kind of papersss?
     Bailey: um legal papers
     Rowling:
     Bailey:
     Rowling: let me ssee them
     bailey: [sweating] actually by the doctrine of uhh habeus porpoise i legally can't show you, sorry, that's just the rules

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     Bailey: ok yeah i lost this case but i'm sure that, if you just gave me another £1,000,000, i could absolutely pin that wispa bar on a trans
     Bailey: i know i could do it
     Bailey: you gotta believe me!
     Bailey: c'mon, bro, just one more £1,000,000, just one more

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     Rowling: what are you even ssspending £1,000,000 on jussst to lossse?
     Bailey: oh you know, like, legal stuff
     Bailey: like
     Bailey: exposition and
     Bailey: dockets
     Bailey: uhhhh
     Bailey: legal stuff
     Rowling:
     Rowling: [narrowing eyes] What'ss in that briefcasse?

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     Rowling: ssee, thiss sssilver-tongued eloquence isss why you're the bessst lawyer in the bussinesss!
     Bailey: thanks, dark lord!
     Rowling: or you would be if you ACTUALLY WON ANY CASSSESSS
     Bailey: i
     Bailey: oh
     Rowling: how could you lose? i gave you £1,000,000!

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     Bailey: the guy who sold it to me told me that this spaghetti is anti-trans
     Rowling: how doess it work?
     Bailey: he said it's got big gametes
     Rowling: i don't know ssciencce but that ssoundss legit to me
     Bailey: he also sold me these magic beans

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     [meanwhile]
     L Ron Hubbard: step right up, step right up, get yourself some of honest ron's famous big gamete spaghetti
     Poe:
     Poe: i don't even want to know what this grift is supposed to be