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@SK1ZM @Eiswald I have a non blood related “cousin” who looks exactly like this with less curves and she’s of age sooooo
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I thought murder was the main fetish of the negroid race?
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Let's not start disparaging murders. 😒
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DAT AIN HOW A NIGGA PLAY :panda_jump:
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@Humpleupagus he's one of us 🙏
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>Officer, she told me to, i swear!
>She told you to break her hyoid bone?
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My new fetish is homicide, I can only cum if she's a corpse :muhdik:
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I can only imagine that conversation
>so ummmm, sk1zm, teehee :shyduck:
>I really want to cum for you, but I umm...
>I need you to choke me until I passout for it to work UwU
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The safe word is *ggrggggllkkkkk-..............💀
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I've said too much :its_over_a:
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I used to date this crazy chick who could only orgasm if I choked her unconscious. It would make me soft because I was more concerned with accidentally murdering her than being in the moment 😒
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But you still did it... 🙄
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@SK1ZM @Eiswald I remember one time this girl invited me over with her friend (who was better looking) and after a few drinks the friend hopped on me in the pool and started making out with me 😂😂
she was trying to have a 3 way and then the og girl got cold feet and tried to get intimate with me so I was respectfully like “yep. time to go” lmao 😂😂
Had some other sisters that were trying to do the same, but I never followed through lmao the world is a shit show.
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You two are fucking lucky.
No, not me being a boomer. The girl I was with in college wanted me to like tie her up and beat the shit out of her. Like bruised the shit out of her and she was all "Harder." WTF? "You can draw blood"
It is why that whole "mattress girl" thing ten or so years ago struck a chord with me.
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Aw man, when I was in college and married the first time, my wife never wanted to go out but I was very social. In my group of friends there was a girl who was close to my age mid 20s, and very attractive. We hung out as a group all the time and she used to flirt with me at parties, and introduced me to her even hotter younger sister who was like 20. They made a game out of torturing me because they knew I would never cheat on my wife.
Like one night over at her house, everyone was passed out so the two sisters took turns modeling several swimsuits for me and giggling and frolicking between changing. It was excruciating. Well months later, I was selling a bunch of weed to some friends at some house party. When I arrived, they answered the door all excited to see me because they wanted me to meet their OTHER sister who had just turned 18 and was beautiful too.
I had to stop hanging out with them after that because I was going to have a four way with all of them. 🥲
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@SK1ZM @Eiswald lmaooo dude girls are friggin nuts 😂
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@SK1ZM @Eiswald nah. shes super small. you could fit her in a suit case. not much to unpack!
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Noooooo :pepe_repeat_excite:
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@SK1ZM @Eiswald its weirder. her mom and her moms sister try to pawn their daughters off to me every time I see them. their moms are smokeshows too
“how is he single? he’s so cute. I don’t get it!”
the ”cousin“ in question even said to me once “so you’re not related by blood right? so we could both date you”
mfw:
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A lot to unpack there :uncomfortable:
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There can only be three!
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They don't know how to have fun. 😒
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I mean, as non-niggers we go through the trouble of a kidnapping and an elaborate death trap that gives them the smallest sliver of hope that they might survive.
Niggers just shoot or stab them in the middle of the street.
There's a level of sophistication here, I thought that went without saying.
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I'm more of a postmortem ejaculator.
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They blow their load way too early.