OK, given I am outside the UK, don't play football and don't have kids, this one had passed me by until now
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/feb/14/brexit-tackle-politics-children-football
A “Brexit means Brexit" tackle “is a tackle that doesn’t get the ball, only takes out the player”. Now you shouldn't *ever* do that in football, but it's just perfect 🙂