I love how this news of two dudes allegedly fucking in the Judiciary room of the Hart Senate Office Building is being called “gay sex” in just about every headline. Not only is that the least scandalous part but once again, you lot don’t know shit about queer men’s sex lives.
Especially them girls at The Daily Caller.
I know these heauxs think about getting their cheeks clapped by someone who looks like me more than I do and I’m the queer guy with an exceptionally queer sex life. I just need Shapiro & Co. to stop all this acting.