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OMG, first Tinder match I've had in forever, just... said shit... that... is a bit tough to believe... I mean... WTF. I never took this thing seriously, I always just found it mild entertainment, an occasional date now I'm like, dude, STDs, don't do it... Freakin' me out a bit. Uh... This just ... Hrm...
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Say it while your dick's inside her. A good dump fuck will keep her from coming back.
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LOL, no..
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@Humpleupagus oh shit, dude, she's back... I guess ignoring her for 9 months didn't make her go away... LOLz she started texting, I politely reply, she's asked me out again.. I really hate to dis on chicks just because they are vaxed, but I don't know how to break it to her without it being like this big thing... I ain't dating her cause she's vaxed and drives a prius. Sorry, we can be friends, but stop asking me on dates.. ? I don't know how to say that.
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@Coyote
I took you as more of the Grindr type. 🤔
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@Humpleupagus @Coyote >while your dick's inside her
>keep her from coming
Hump outting himself as a shitty lay. Hate to see it.
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Never give women what they want. They'll only ask for more. 🙄
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@Humpleupagus @Coyote Okay but you forgot to say "pull out right when she is getting into it and laugh at her"
That would have changed everything.
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Then you shove it in her ass, start pumping, and "accidentally" call her Ralph. 😏