"Cryogenic Nursery" 1. Not long after the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling that IVF's are people... In IVF clinic with sign reading ALABAMA ICE BABIES. A man and woman are wearing labcoats, goggles and showercaps. Woman is taking notes on a clipboard. Man: You'll be taking care of thtese freezer tanks full of extrauterine children. 2. Man, pulling vial out of cryo-tank: These aren't test tubes -- they're cryo-cribs. Every night we sing a soothing lullabye, "Hush, little blastomere." 3. They get the very best pre-pre-preschool, including daily bible study. Of course, they don't have ears or brains yet. 4. Woman: Wow, you really seem to care about them. Man: Well, now that we're finally doing away with child labor laws, we can put these kids to work! As soon as they have hands,.
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