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Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. 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I blocked the loo with a huge dump, but was late for my train so left it for her to find. Blamed it on postie asking to use the toilet. Thanks to my disgusted wife he's now known as \"Postman Shat\" to the neighbours. Sorry mate.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117383096266813617","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117383096266813617","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Mrs leaves for work before me and gets home first. I blocked the loo with a huge dump, but was late for my train so left it for her to find. Blamed it on postie asking to use the toilet. Thanks to my disgusted wife he's now known as \"Postman Shat\" to the neighbours. 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