{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":3,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/_calmdowndear","displayName":"Gavin","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/343767-original-tmp20250503095931.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":378,"height":378},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/343767-96-20250503103844.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/343767-48-20250503103844.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/343767-24-20250503103845.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"343767"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/343767-96-20250503103844.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"SRE, homelabber, nerd, and so on","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@_calmdowndear","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"_calmdowndear","displayName":"Gavin","note":"SRE, homelabber, nerd, and so on"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> you people are weird. I once had a perfectly cromulent 3:30am nap ruined in Birmingham airport because my friend I was travelling with thought she saw some random reality show idiot and \"ugh, fuck off, leave me alone\" wasn't the supportive response she was expecting so I had to join her stalking them around duty free.<\/p><p>Of course when I suggested \"why don't you just go and ask for a selfie\" *I* was the weird one and she looked at me like I had lizards crawling out my eyes.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/_calmdowndear\/statuses\/117370648225977687","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/_calmdowndear\/statuses\/117370648225977687","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> you people are weird. I once had a perfectly cromulent 3:30am nap ruined in Birmingham airport because my friend I was travelling with thought she saw some random reality show idiot and \"ugh, fuck off, leave me alone\" wasn't the supportive response she was expecting so I had to join her stalking them around duty free.<\/p><p>Of course when I suggested \"why don't you just go and ask for a selfie\" *I* was the weird one and she looked at me like I had lizards crawling out my eyes.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@_calmdowndear\/117370648225977687","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117370592009311026","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117370592009311026"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-02:objectType=thread:nonce=7fd45b6162667e5b","notice_info":{"local_id":"13229536","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-02T09:39:31+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@_calmdowndear\/117370648225977687"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Sightseeing for gossip page aficionados. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117370642231138632","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117370642231138632","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Sightseeing for gossip page aficionados. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117370642231138632","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117370592009311026","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117370592009311026"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-02:objectType=thread:nonce=7fd45b6162667e5b","notice_info":{"local_id":"13229532","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-02T09:37:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117370642231138632"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>Someone I know was given a short prison sentence. I asked to visit them, not because I like them or wanted to show support, but because I heard a high profile celebrity was in the same prison and I might catch a glimpse.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117370592009311026","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117370592009311026","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Someone I know was given a short prison sentence. I asked to visit them, not because I like them or wanted to show support, but because I heard a high profile celebrity was in the same prison and I might catch a glimpse.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117370592009311026","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-02:objectType=thread:nonce=7fd45b6162667e5b","notice_info":{"local_id":"13229510","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-02T09:26:34+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117370592009311026"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6726504","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}