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What's wrong with you.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/echoteecat\/statuses\/117320412293405230","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/echoteecat\/statuses\/117320412293405230","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@PNS<\/a> <br \/>Just button the top button and learn to tie a double Windsor. What's wrong with you.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@echoteecat\/117320412293405230","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117316074006967964","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/117316074006967964"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-22:objectType=thread:nonce=b49b9060bb58074d","notice_info":{"local_id":"13198261","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-23T12:43:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@echoteecat\/117320412293405230"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Zonz","displayName":"Zonz","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/236548-original-tmp20240118164144.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/236548-96-20240118223935.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/236548-48-20240118223935.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/236548-24-20240118223935.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"236548"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/236548-96-20240118223935.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"You could say I&#39;m no different,and I&#39;d have to say you were right,but at this point,it&#39;s too late to start over.https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-636779687https:\/\/zonz.bandcamp.com","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Zonz","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Zonz","displayName":"Zonz","note":"You could say I&#39;m no different,and I&#39;d have to say you were right,but at this point,it&#39;s too late to start over.https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-636779687https:\/\/zonz.bandcamp.com"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@PNS<\/a> <\/p><p>Wait, why was she demoted? What does the UT quarterback have to do with this creature?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Zonz\/statuses\/117316089493087456","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Zonz\/statuses\/117316089493087456","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@PNS<\/a> <\/p><p>Wait, why was she demoted? What does the UT quarterback have to do with this creature?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Zonz\/117316089493087456","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117316074006967964","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/117316074006967964"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-22:objectType=thread:nonce=b49b9060bb58074d","notice_info":{"local_id":"13195541","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-22T18:24:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Zonz\/117316089493087456"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"<p>Get a load of the middle-aged broccoli head rug muncher.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117316074006967964","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117316074006967964","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Get a load of the middle-aged broccoli head rug muncher.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/117316074006967964","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-22:objectType=thread:nonce=b49b9060bb58074d","notice_info":{"local_id":"13195530","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-22T18:20:41+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/117316074006967964"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6707091","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}