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@WarnerCrocker<\/a> Fortunately for me, my wife doesn\u2019t seem to care much about things like anniversaries. She usually forgets. She\u2019s been away on vacation with friends more than once on our anniversary. We don\u2019t make a big deal about birthdays and never celebrate Valentine\u2019s Day. It\u2019s just not who we are.<\/p>

I should probably make dinner reservations, though.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207388688637680","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207388688637680","objectType":"note","content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> Fortunately for me, my wife doesn\u2019t seem to care much about things like anniversaries. She usually forgets. She\u2019s been away on vacation with friends more than once on our anniversary. We don\u2019t make a big deal about birthdays and never celebrate Valentine\u2019s Day. It\u2019s just not who we are.<\/p>

I should probably make dinner reservations, though.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207388688637680","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207379497599403","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207379497599403"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121829","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:55:23+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207388688637680"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-original-tmp20221130221228.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-48-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-24-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"43566"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","note":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes"}},"content":"

@dtm<\/a> Have a slice on me.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207444761934512","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207444761934512","objectType":"note","content":"

@dtm<\/a> Have a slice on me.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207444761934512","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207438790653637","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207438790653637"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121831","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:55:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207444761934512"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911","displayName":"David Todd McCarty","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-original-tmp20260619144854.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-96-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-48-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-24-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"401417"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-96-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Brand Mechanic + RaconteurI live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about writing, culture, science, history, food, religion and travel. I hate bullies no matter what side they\u2019re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American not USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands for cash and tell stories. Former Photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks to give.Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.Signal: dtm.13","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"dtm","displayName":"David Todd McCarty","note":"Brand Mechanic + RaconteurI live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about writing, culture, science, history, food, religion and travel. I hate bullies no matter what side they\u2019re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American not USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands for cash and tell stories. Former Photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks to give.Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.Signal: dtm.13"}},"content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> I just remembered. We\u2019ll be in Brooklyn for our nieces wedding. That\u2019s already going to be more than I would have spent, so that\u2019s what we\u2019re doing. I\u2019ll make sure we go find some killer pizza. Brooklyn is lovely in the fall.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207438790653637","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207438790653637","objectType":"note","content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> I just remembered. We\u2019ll be in Brooklyn for our nieces wedding. That\u2019s already going to be more than I would have spent, so that\u2019s what we\u2019re doing. I\u2019ll make sure we go find some killer pizza. Brooklyn is lovely in the fall.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207438790653637","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207388688637680","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207388688637680"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121830","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:55:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207438790653637"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ecschwarz","displayName":"Eric Schwarz :yikes:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/202574-original-tmp20260426203315.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/202574-96-20260613083554.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/202574-48-20260502034315.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/202574-24-20260613083554.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"202574"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/202574-96-20260613083554.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"\ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udcfa\u2615\ufe0f\u26bd\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0\ud83d\udcf6\ud83d\udedcHi! I'm currently working in IT and geek out about #Apple, #telecom, media and pop-culture, #woso (#NWSL: #SeattleReignFC & #RacingLouisvilleFC; #SalmonBayFC; #USWNT), and other things I\u2019m probably forgetting at the moment.I run SchwarzTech (https:\/\/schwarztech.net), its new companion podcast Magical & Revolutionary (https:\/\/magicalandrevolutionary.com), as well as The Chaos League (https:\/\/thechaosleague.com)\ud83d\udd70\ufe0f\u2705\ud83d\udc9e","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ecschwarz","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ecschwarz","displayName":"Eric Schwarz :yikes:","note":"\ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udcfa\u2615\ufe0f\u26bd\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0\ud83d\udcf6\ud83d\udedcHi! I'm currently working in IT and geek out about #Apple, #telecom, media and pop-culture, #woso (#NWSL: #SeattleReignFC & #RacingLouisvilleFC; #SalmonBayFC; #USWNT), and other things I\u2019m probably forgetting at the moment.I run SchwarzTech (https:\/\/schwarztech.net), its new companion podcast Magical & Revolutionary (https:\/\/magicalandrevolutionary.com), as well as The Chaos League (https:\/\/thechaosleague.com)\ud83d\udd70\ufe0f\u2705\ud83d\udc9e"}},"content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> As someone just past the two-month mark, congratulations and here\u2019s to many more! \ud83e\udd42<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ecschwarz\/statuses\/117207301112853413","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ecschwarz\/statuses\/117207301112853413","objectType":"note","content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> As someone just past the two-month mark, congratulations and here\u2019s to many more! \ud83e\udd42<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ecschwarz\/117207301112853413","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207227417250098","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207227417250098"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121802","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:47:28+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ecschwarz\/117207301112853413"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911","displayName":"David Todd McCarty","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-original-tmp20260619144854.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-96-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-48-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-24-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"401417"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-96-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Brand Mechanic + RaconteurI live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about writing, culture, science, history, food, religion and travel. I hate bullies no matter what side they\u2019re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American not USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands for cash and tell stories. Former Photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks to give.Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.Signal: dtm.13","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"dtm","displayName":"David Todd McCarty","note":"Brand Mechanic + RaconteurI live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about writing, culture, science, history, food, religion and travel. I hate bullies no matter what side they\u2019re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American not USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands for cash and tell stories. Former Photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks to give.Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.Signal: dtm.13"}},"content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> Congratulations! <\/p>

We have the big 3-0 next month. We should be blowing it out, I suppose, but I have nothing planned and can\u2019t afford to make a grand gesture right now. I think a nice dinner out will have to suffice. No Caribbean vacations, like the old days.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207281157516279","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207281157516279","objectType":"note","content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> Congratulations! <\/p>

We have the big 3-0 next month. We should be blowing it out, I suppose, but I have nothing planned and can\u2019t afford to make a grand gesture right now. I think a nice dinner out will have to suffice. No Caribbean vacations, like the old days.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207281157516279","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207227417250098","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207227417250098"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121771","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:39:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207281157516279"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-original-tmp20221130221228.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-48-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-24-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"43566"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","note":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes"}},"content":"

@dtm<\/a> We blew up the bank account with a trip to London for 25 last year. We might recoup by the time we hit the 30 year mark, but no regrets.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207379497599403","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207379497599403","objectType":"note","content":"

@dtm<\/a> We blew up the bank account with a trip to London for 25 last year. We might recoup by the time we hit the 30 year mark, but no regrets.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207379497599403","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207281157516279","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207281157516279"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121774","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:39:42+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207379497599403"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911","displayName":"David Todd McCarty","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-original-tmp20260619144854.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-96-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-48-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-24-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"401417"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/401417-96-20260619152413.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Brand Mechanic + RaconteurI live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about writing, culture, science, history, food, religion and travel. I hate bullies no matter what side they\u2019re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American not USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands for cash and tell stories. Former Photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks to give.Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.Signal: dtm.13","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"dtm","displayName":"David Todd McCarty","note":"Brand Mechanic + RaconteurI live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about writing, culture, science, history, food, religion and travel. I hate bullies no matter what side they\u2019re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American not USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands for cash and tell stories. Former Photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks to give.Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.Signal: dtm.13"}},"content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> How did you manage to snag her? Your devilish Southern charm?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207311898764170","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207311898764170","objectType":"note","content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> How did you manage to snag her? Your devilish Southern charm?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207311898764170","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207227417250098","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207227417250098"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121756","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:36:04+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207311898764170"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-original-tmp20221130221228.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-48-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-24-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"43566"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","note":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes"}},"content":"

@dtm<\/a> Got lucky.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207371581516613","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207371581516613","objectType":"note","content":"

@dtm<\/a> Got lucky.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207371581516613","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911\/statuses\/117207311898764170","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/@dtm\/117207311898764170"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.cc\/ap\/users\/115832535183301911"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121757","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:36:03+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207371581516613"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ianRobinson","displayName":"Ian Robinson","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/111782-original-tmp20230409082131.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":200,"height":200},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/111782-96-20230507183546.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/111782-48-20230507183546.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/111782-24-20230507183546.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"111782"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/111782-96-20230507183546.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Belfast-based writer, walker, atheist, cinema lover, hobby musician, science junkie, perpetual maths student, cricket fan, chess patzer. I post about new music a LOT! #Music #NewMusic","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ianRobinson","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ianRobinson","displayName":"Ian Robinson","note":"Belfast-based writer, walker, atheist, cinema lover, hobby musician, science junkie, perpetual maths student, cricket fan, chess patzer. I post about new music a LOT! #Music #NewMusic"}},"content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> Congrats!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ianRobinson\/statuses\/117207285140504452","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ianRobinson\/statuses\/117207285140504452","objectType":"note","content":"

@WarnerCrocker<\/a> Congrats!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ianRobinson\/117207285140504452","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207227417250098","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207227417250098"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121715","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T13:15:15+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ianRobinson\/117207285140504452"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-original-tmp20221130221228.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-48-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-24-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"43566"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43566-96-20230122170559.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"WarnerCrocker","displayName":"Warner Crocker","note":"Gadfly. Flying through life as a gadget geek and theatre artist...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day. Boosts offered without endorsement. Comments on the other hand\u2026\u2029#theatre #arts #culture #apple #tech #chicago #chicagosports #comedy #politics #chicagopolitics #politics #socialmedia #music #mobiletech #OldPeopleofMastodon #photography #history #diabetes"}},"content":"

26 Years And Counting <\/p>

It was hot, humid, steamy and stormy the day we tied the knot. It\u2019s still hot, steamy, and we\u2019re still weathering storms 26 years later.<\/p>

https:\/\/warnercrocker.com\/2026\/09\/03\/26-years-and-counting\/<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-05:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207227417250098","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/WarnerCrocker\/statuses\/117207227417250098","objectType":"note","content":"

26 Years And Counting <\/p>

It was hot, humid, steamy and stormy the day we tied the knot. It\u2019s still hot, steamy, and we\u2019re still weathering storms 26 years later.<\/p>

https:\/\/warnercrocker.com\/2026\/09\/03\/26-years-and-counting\/<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207227417250098","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-03:objectType=thread:nonce=84bc99e295db3f34","notice_info":{"local_id":"13121673","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-03T12:59:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@WarnerCrocker\/117207227417250098"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6667147","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}