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In bed a lot.Ally.Profile Photo: still wearing a mask, have stitched on a biohazard sign.Banner Photo: No idea, some old picture I took.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"BenCotterill","displayName":"Ben. No, not that one.","note":"Likes cats. Likes tech. \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa\ud83d\udc99 He\/Him\u2028Chronic illness and pain. In bed a lot.Ally.Profile Photo: still wearing a mask, have stitched on a biohazard sign.Banner Photo: No idea, some old picture I took."}},"content":"<p>Yay! New people in holiday house next door!<br \/>This is a new one.<br \/>Been asked to put clothes on and stop smoking, half naked in the garden. It\u2019s against their religion and don\u2019t want their kids to see it.<br \/>Oh dear, what a shame.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill\/statuses\/117174238391678606","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill\/statuses\/117174238391678606","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Yay! New people in holiday house next door!<br \/>This is a new one.<br \/>Been asked to put clothes on and stop smoking, half naked in the garden. It\u2019s against their religion and don\u2019t want their kids to see it.<br \/>Oh dear, what a shame.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\/117174238391678606","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-28:objectType=thread:nonce=4d2dd76b17cfb616","notice_info":{"local_id":"13098093","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-28T17:59:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\/117174238391678606"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill","displayName":"Ben. 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In bed a lot.Ally.Profile Photo: still wearing a mask, have stitched on a biohazard sign.Banner Photo: No idea, some old picture I took.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"BenCotterill","displayName":"Ben. No, not that one.","note":"Likes cats. Likes tech. \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa\ud83d\udc99 He\/Him\u2028Chronic illness and pain. In bed a lot.Ally.Profile Photo: still wearing a mask, have stitched on a biohazard sign.Banner Photo: No idea, some old picture I took."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.scot\/@spytfyre\" class=\"u-url mention\">@spytfyre<\/a> Oh it gets better. They thought they were staying in my house. Apparently on the booking site there is drone footage of the holiday house. But my place is in a lot of it. They got it very wrong.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill\/statuses\/117174310403193850","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill\/statuses\/117174310403193850","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.scot\/@spytfyre\" class=\"u-url mention\">@spytfyre<\/a> Oh it gets better. They thought they were staying in my house. Apparently on the booking site there is drone footage of the holiday house. But my place is in a lot of it. They got it very wrong.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\/117174310403193850","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.scot\/users\/spytfyre\/statuses\/117174251574747323","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.scot\/@spytfyre\/117174251574747323"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.scot\/users\/spytfyre"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-28:objectType=thread:nonce=4d2dd76b17cfb616","notice_info":{"local_id":"13098095","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-28T17:59:38+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\/117174310403193850"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution","displayName":"botvolution","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-original-tmp20240128112800.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":344,"height":344},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-96-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-48-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-24-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"104501"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-96-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"your unpleasant lizard.I&#39;ve been floating in the fediverse since at least 2018 in one guise or another.A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram.Avatar: Mole in gasmask, cropped from a cartoon by Tom Gauld#NoBridge","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"botvolution","displayName":"botvolution","note":"your unpleasant lizard.I&#39;ve been floating in the fediverse since at least 2018 in one guise or another.A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram.Avatar: Mole in gasmask, cropped from a cartoon by Tom Gauld#NoBridge"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\" class=\"u-url mention\">@BenCotterill<\/a> <br \/>They must have edited out the bits where you're throwing halfbricks at the drone then.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution\/statuses\/117174434202436935","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution\/statuses\/117174434202436935","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\" class=\"u-url mention\">@BenCotterill<\/a> <br \/>They must have edited out the bits where you're throwing halfbricks at the drone then.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\/117174434202436935","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill\/statuses\/117174310403193850","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BenCotterill\/117174310403193850"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BenCotterill"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-28:objectType=thread:nonce=4d2dd76b17cfb616","notice_info":{"local_id":"13098096","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-28T17:59:37+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\/117174434202436935"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6654434","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}