{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":5,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/117037199618594736","displayName":"Nick Bair","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/414521-original-tmp20260815020859.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/414521-96-20260815020859.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/414521-48-20260815020859.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/414521-24-20260815020900.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"414521"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/414521-96-20260815020859.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"65% water12% fatty acids23% Chipotle","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@njbair","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"njbair","displayName":"Nick Bair","note":"65% water12% fatty acids23% Chipotle"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I can\u2019t think of a more relatable motivation than conditionally serving Goatse to a cyber squatter.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/117037199618594736\/statuses\/117097085860824520","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/117037199618594736\/statuses\/117097085860824520","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I can\u2019t think of a more relatable motivation than conditionally serving Goatse to a cyber squatter.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@njbair\/117097085860824520","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117095714647436178","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117095714647436178"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=6d0ff757c933403a","notice_info":{"local_id":"13036813","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-15T02:08:59+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@njbair\/117097085860824520"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/drunkeskimo","displayName":"Drunk Eskimo","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"150746"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drunkeskimo","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"drunkeskimo","displayName":"Drunk Eskimo"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> is that freaking foamy? Foamy the squirrel? That\u2019s the only one I remember doing it lmao<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/drunkeskimo\/statuses\/117097071787619686","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/drunkeskimo\/statuses\/117097071787619686","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> is that freaking foamy? Foamy the squirrel? That\u2019s the only one I remember doing it lmao<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drunkeskimo\/117097071787619686","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117095714647436178","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117095714647436178"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=6d0ff757c933403a","notice_info":{"local_id":"13036806","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-15T02:05:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@drunkeskimo\/117097071787619686"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","displayName":"SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/356077-original-tmp20250925194114.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/356077-96-20251104091707.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/356077-48-20251104091707.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/356077-24-20251104091707.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"356077"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/356077-96-20251104091707.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"In a mood.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","displayName":"SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","note":"In a mood."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Sir thou art a braggart! Thyne petty revenge is the stuff of delight.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/statuses\/117096936405411804","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/statuses\/117096936405411804","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Sir thou art a braggart! Thyne petty revenge is the stuff of delight.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/117096936405411804","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117095714647436178","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117095714647436178"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=6d0ff757c933403a","notice_info":{"local_id":"13036702","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-15T01:30:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/117096936405411804"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Have you talked to your spouse about it?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117095744951648436","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117095744951648436","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Have you talked to your spouse about it?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117095744951648436","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117095714647436178","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117095714647436178"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=6d0ff757c933403a","notice_info":{"local_id":"13035702","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-14T20:28:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117095744951648436"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>How did I get into server backend stuff? I used to have a simple static HTML website but some idiot hotlinked an image costing me bandwidth so I learned enough to serve his site's users Goatse and everyone else the legit image. That's how I got started with backend stuff.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117095714647436178","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117095714647436178","objectType":"note","content":"<p>How did I get into server backend stuff? I used to have a simple static HTML website but some idiot hotlinked an image costing me bandwidth so I learned enough to serve his site's users Goatse and everyone else the legit image. That's how I got started with backend stuff.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117095714647436178","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=6d0ff757c933403a","notice_info":{"local_id":"13035677","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-14T20:20:42+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117095714647436178"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6621667","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}