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Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> But of course you suffer and stew in silence. Because that's the British way. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117094716316924577","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117094716316924577","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> But of course you suffer and stew in silence. Because that's the British way. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117094716316924577","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117093591211405931","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117093591211405931"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=cd9a5a5c9ff81bda","notice_info":{"local_id":"13034945","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-14T16:33:19+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117094716316924577"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/dzwiedziu","displayName":"D\u017awiedziu","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/69879-original-tmp20221212221618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/69879-96-20221212221618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/69879-48-20221212221618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/69879-24-20221212221618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"69879"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/69879-96-20221212221618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Sub-critically unemployed (halp!)I know how the Internet does not work.Good morning, I have become angrnnoyed.90% toots in Polish, 90% boosts in EnglishIf you have an \u201cAI\u201d-generated avatar or \u201cart\u201d you will not be treated seriously.If \u201cAI\u201d generated you a life-saving legal reply you *will* be treated seriously.The Revolution is ShadowbannedDo not DM me for donations. I am long-term unemployed.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@dzwiedziu","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"dzwiedziu","displayName":"D\u017awiedziu","note":"Sub-critically unemployed (halp!)I know how the Internet does not work.Good morning, I have become angrnnoyed.90% toots in Polish, 90% boosts in EnglishIf you have an \u201cAI\u201d-generated avatar or \u201cart\u201d you will not be treated seriously.If \u201cAI\u201d generated you a life-saving legal reply you *will* be treated seriously.The Revolution is ShadowbannedDo not DM me for donations. I am long-term unemployed."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>I think you should've bought yourself a vibrator for that cash.<\/p><p>And I don't say that to rip (pun intended) into your BF. Rather if that's how you start a relationship then it's going to get worse.<\/p><p>(Even I almost asked \u201care the straights OK?\u201d, but I don't know who the OP is. Still in my mind this is such a memic \u201cstraight\u201d behaviour.)<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/dzwiedziu\/statuses\/117093840250674875","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/dzwiedziu\/statuses\/117093840250674875","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>I think you should've bought yourself a vibrator for that cash.<\/p><p>And I don't say that to rip (pun intended) into your BF. Rather if that's how you start a relationship then it's going to get worse.<\/p><p>(Even I almost asked \u201care the straights OK?\u201d, but I don't know who the OP is. Still in my mind this is such a memic \u201cstraight\u201d behaviour.)<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@dzwiedziu\/117093840250674875","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117093591211405931","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117093591211405931"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=cd9a5a5c9ff81bda","notice_info":{"local_id":"13033956","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-14T12:23:47+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <\/p><p>Drop that guy like a hot rock.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lemgandi\/statuses\/117093613726372002","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lemgandi\/statuses\/117093613726372002","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <\/p><p>Drop that guy like a hot rock.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lemgandi\/117093613726372002","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117093591211405931","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117093591211405931"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=cd9a5a5c9ff81bda","notice_info":{"local_id":"13033727","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-14T11:25:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lemgandi\/117093613726372002"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole 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I resented this throughout the entire intercourse. He still talks about how good the first time was. I still think about how much they cost me.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117093591211405931","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117093591211405931","objectType":"note","content":"<p>First time having sex with my boyfriend and he purposefully ripped the posh knickers that I'd bought that day. I resented this throughout the entire intercourse. He still talks about how good the first time was. I still think about how much they cost me.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117093591211405931","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-14:objectType=thread:nonce=cd9a5a5c9ff81bda","notice_info":{"local_id":"13033713","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-14T11:20:48+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117093591211405931"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6620717","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}