{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/users\/a1pmqy4dwclh004q","displayName":"greeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (christmas edition)","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-original-tmp20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":600,"height":600},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-96-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-48-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-24-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"306172"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-96-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"\u2b11 aspiring medium sized mew mew!!alt of @green@talk.marq42.xyz. might migrate my tf.s account here in the futureperson (they\/them), creature (it\/its) and sometimes girl (she\/her) but right now, i'm just a little guy \u200b:neocat_sip:\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_bi:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_aro:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_nb:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_polyam:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_trans:\u200bpicrew used as pfp: https:\/\/picrew.me\/en\/image_maker\/1387003banner source: https:\/\/kiwisbybeat.net\/minus\/part-37\/","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/@green","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"green","displayName":"greeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (christmas edition)","note":"\u2b11 aspiring medium sized mew mew!!alt of @green@talk.marq42.xyz. might migrate my tf.s account here in the futureperson (they\/them), creature (it\/its) and sometimes girl (she\/her) but right now, i'm just a little guy \u200b:neocat_sip:\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_bi:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_aro:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_nb:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_polyam:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_trans:\u200bpicrew used as pfp: https:\/\/picrew.me\/en\/image_maker\/1387003banner source: https:\/\/kiwisbybeat.net\/minus\/part-37\/"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> me when i'm reading the bible<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/apn5p8omm2n7009m","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/apn5p8omm2n7009m","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> me when i'm reading the bible<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/apn5p8omm2n7009m","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=9468fd58775d11d4","notice_info":{"local_id":"13006423","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-08T11:14:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/apn5p8omm2n7009m"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/users\/9pu3fw79g75h0013","displayName":"Cuteroll, shark aficionado","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244270-original-tmp20240221133815.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":920,"height":1044},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244270-96-20240221133816.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244270-48-20240221133816.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244270-24-20240221133816.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"244270"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244270-96-20240221133816.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Messing around with sharkey :3Linux fanatic. C enjoyer. Segfaults worshipper. Non-binary genderfluid mess.I am absolutly delusional about what I can do in any given field.Autism, ADHD, depression, and some other flavors of fun things.(Yeah like half of fedi I know)I speak english, french, and portuguese.I'll let you guess my proficiency in each of these languages yourself.I occasionally post horny on main, or very cursed shitpost.This is always gonne be cw'd of course.I'm an adult, but I don't care if minors want to follow me. I'm just asking you to not interact with the aforementioned nsfw posts.A gal that is a boy that is a pal that is a girl that is neither, and everything.I'm puppy sometimes also.Funny profile quotes---\"e\" - @multisn8@peoplemaking.games\"called me 6\/10, would follow again A+++\" - @jiub@tech.lgbt\"gay goblin with an ISO C stamp on their forehead\" - @SharpLimefox@eldritch.cafe\"the cool agender person with the name i keep pronouncing see-tee-arr-el even tho it's control","url":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/@ctrl","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ctrl","displayName":"Cuteroll, shark aficionado","note":"Messing around with sharkey :3Linux fanatic. C enjoyer. Segfaults worshipper. Non-binary genderfluid mess.I am absolutly delusional about what I can do in any given field.Autism, ADHD, depression, and some other flavors of fun things.(Yeah like half of fedi I know)I speak english, french, and portuguese.I'll let you guess my proficiency in each of these languages yourself.I occasionally post horny on main, or very cursed shitpost.This is always gonne be cw'd of course.I'm an adult, but I don't care if minors want to follow me. I'm just asking you to not interact with the aforementioned nsfw posts.A gal that is a boy that is a pal that is a girl that is neither, and everything.I'm puppy sometimes also.Funny profile quotes---\"e\" - @multisn8@peoplemaking.games\"called me 6\/10, would follow again A+++\" - @jiub@tech.lgbt\"gay goblin with an ISO C stamp on their forehead\" - @SharpLimefox@eldritch.cafe\"the cool agender person with the name i keep pronouncing see-tee-arr-el even tho it's control"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> go sleep<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/notes\/apn5mfy7xv4704pj","object":{"id":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/notes\/apn5mfy7xv4704pj","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> go sleep<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/notes\/apn5mfy7xv4704pj","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=9468fd58775d11d4","notice_info":{"local_id":"13005761","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-08T06:56:51+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/notes\/apn5mfy7xv4704pj"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/@ctrl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ctrl@alico.nexus<\/a> never<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apnl34ecz51i008d","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apnl34ecz51i008d","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/@ctrl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ctrl@alico.nexus<\/a> never<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/13005762","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/notes\/apn5mfy7xv4704pj","url":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/notes\/apn5mfy7xv4704pj"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/alico.nexus\/users\/9pu3fw79g75h0013"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=9468fd58775d11d4","notice_info":{"local_id":"13005762","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-08T06:56:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/13005762"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p>JOB!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m","objectType":"note","content":"<p>JOB!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=9468fd58775d11d4","notice_info":{"local_id":"13004562","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-07T23:43:20+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apn5llguz51i006m"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6606472","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}