{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/users\/lda","displayName":"LDA [MOON NUMBER WAN]","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/314013-original-tmp20250817190702.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/314013-96-20250819193402.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/314013-48-20250819155744.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/314013-24-20250819193402.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"314013"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/314013-96-20250819193402.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"&quot;i know what you did&quot; -Kat, 200Xaka @lda&quot;I am not hyperautistic like LDA&quot;- saintIm Dienste des Funko-Cirnoismusc99bro, ifa wartburg fan (certified Blaujean), will explain touhou lore if (not) asked, plok ost enjoyerexcept this fellow to be a little slowyou dont need anything more than AES-ECB frfralso living literal counterexample of the whole &quot;you wont be carrying a calculator in your pocket all the time&quot;also if youre using that kitsunes instance preferably dont. i will not like you and you will not be toleratedoh, finally, &quot;mdni&quot; dni","url":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/@lda","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"lda","displayName":"LDA [MOON NUMBER WAN]","note":"&quot;i know what you did&quot; -Kat, 200Xaka @lda&quot;I am not hyperautistic like LDA&quot;- saintIm Dienste des Funko-Cirnoismusc99bro, ifa wartburg fan (certified Blaujean), will explain touhou lore if (not) asked, plok ost enjoyerexcept this fellow to be a little slowyou dont need anything more than AES-ECB frfralso living literal counterexample of the whole &quot;you wont be carrying a calculator in your pocket all the time&quot;also if youre using that kitsunes instance preferably dont. i will not like you and you will not be toleratedoh, finally, &quot;mdni&quot; dni"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@jessew<\/a> even more unserious once you find out that he literally bought the \"de\" part<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/users\/lda\/statuses\/117055245856750722","object":{"id":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/users\/lda\/statuses\/117055245856750722","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@jessew<\/a> even more unserious once you find out that he literally bought the \"de\" part<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/@lda\/117055245856750722","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=d2ec92239915d97e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13003012","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-07T17:02:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/@lda\/117055245856750722"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/@lda\" class=\"u-url mention\">@lda@masto.doskel.net<\/a> hello Long D Adams<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmr69k0z51i000a","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmr69k0z51i000a","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/@lda\" class=\"u-url mention\">@lda@masto.doskel.net<\/a> hello Long D Adams<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmr69k0z51i000a","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/users\/lda\/statuses\/117055245856750722","url":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/@lda\/117055245856750722"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/masto.doskel.net\/users\/lda"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=d2ec92239915d97e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13003013","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-07T17:02:48+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmr69k0z51i000a"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p>Honor\u00e9 de ballsack trololol<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmohitp6vy201du","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmohitp6vy201du","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Honor\u00e9 de ballsack trololol<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmohitp6vy201du","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=d2ec92239915d97e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13002780","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-07T15:43:05+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmohitp6vy201du"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p>Honor\u00e9 de Balzac is an unserious name<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Honor\u00e9 de Balzac is an unserious name<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-07:objectType=thread:nonce=d2ec92239915d97e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13002771","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-07T15:40:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/apmoe95d6vy201ds"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6605664","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}