{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/mhjohnson","displayName":"Mark \u2611\ufe0f","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/242020-original-tmp20240212004129.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/242020-96-20240212004129.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/242020-48-20240212004129.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/242020-24-20240212004129.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"242020"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/242020-96-20240212004129.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"A refugee from Google Answers, Google+, and No Agenda Social.Sir Maniac of Colorado","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@mhjohnson","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mhjohnson","displayName":"Mark \u2611\ufe0f","note":"A refugee from Google Answers, Google+, and No Agenda Social.Sir Maniac of Colorado"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@PNS<\/a> <br \/>I've been the last person boarding a flight - twice. Both times when I had American Platinum status and the gate people knew I was coming.<\/p><p>I've also missed flights due to too much traffic getting to the airport &amp; never made a stink about it.<\/p><p>Too bad for her.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/mhjohnson\/statuses\/117050054072649223","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/mhjohnson\/statuses\/117050054072649223","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@PNS<\/a> <br \/>I've been the last person boarding a flight - twice. Both times when I had American Platinum status and the gate people knew I was coming.<\/p><p>I've also missed flights due to too much traffic getting to the airport &amp; never made a stink about it.<\/p><p>Too bad for 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hasn't<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Judgement_Dave\/117049625029020044","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117049595996433918","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/117049595996433918"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-06:objectType=thread:nonce=85a2bb52ca6e0637","notice_info":{"local_id":"12998875","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-08-06T16:59:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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I&#39;m no different,and I&#39;d have to say you were right,but at this point,it&#39;s too late to start over.https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-636779687https:\/\/zonz.bandcamp.com","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Zonz","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Zonz","displayName":"Zonz","note":"You could say I&#39;m no different,and I&#39;d have to say you were right,but at this point,it&#39;s too late to start over.https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-636779687https:\/\/zonz.bandcamp.com"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@PNS<\/a> <\/p><p>Maybe she can ask the ninja warrior behind that door for 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They're tailor-made for this first world.<\/p><p>Yelling at the plane to stop is gold.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117049595996433918","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/117049595996433918","objectType":"note","content":"<p>She missed her flight. 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