{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":6,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>1. Learn to have fun without being a sicko.<br \/>2. While at it, learn to spell, too.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/116981620936169234","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/116981620936169234","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>1. Learn to have fun without being a sicko.<br \/>2. While at it, learn to spell, too.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/116981620936169234","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116974918458014919","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116974918458014919"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=ed80cb8c8fcd1017","notice_info":{"local_id":"12948538","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-25T16:45:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/116981620936169234"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Mutedog","displayName":"Mute Dog Brewing","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/179566-original-tmp20230926191151.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/179566-96-20240825054610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/179566-48-20240825054610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/179566-24-20240825054610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"179566"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/179566-96-20240825054610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Beer brewing, wild yeast harvesting, wine making, and other adventures in fermentation with (very little) help from a dog. Rarely updated website at mutedog.beerI&#39;m in the PNW across the Columbia River and a bit east from Portland, OR","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Mutedog","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Mutedog","displayName":"Mute Dog Brewing","note":"Beer brewing, wild yeast harvesting, wine making, and other adventures in fermentation with (very little) help from a dog. Rarely updated website at mutedog.beerI&#39;m in the PNW across the Columbia River and a bit east from Portland, OR"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> what a terrible day to be able to read<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Mutedog\/statuses\/116976018632931771","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Mutedog\/statuses\/116976018632931771","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> what a terrible day to be able to read<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Mutedog\/116976018632931771","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116974918458014919","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116974918458014919"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=ed80cb8c8fcd1017","notice_info":{"local_id":"12943721","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-24T17:00:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Mutedog\/116976018632931771"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/starlily","displayName":"Lily Star","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/107292-original-tmp20230316130146.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":384,"height":384},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/107292-96-20230316142101.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/107292-48-20230316142101.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/107292-24-20230316142101.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"107292"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/107292-96-20230316142101.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Betrayed by Boomer Hippies. PNW USMusician, computer engineer, activist. GenX, AMAB, CPTSD. She\/Her #EndTheMIC","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@starlily","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"starlily","displayName":"Lily Star","note":"Betrayed by Boomer Hippies. PNW USMusician, computer engineer, activist. GenX, AMAB, CPTSD. She\/Her #EndTheMIC"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>... and they wonder why we don't want to come back into the office.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/starlily\/statuses\/116975744054781353","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/starlily\/statuses\/116975744054781353","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>... and they wonder why we don't want to come back into the 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this?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/sloanlance\/statuses\/116975428472552472","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/sloanlance\/statuses\/116975428472552472","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>OP needs to be arrested for breaking basic public health regulations.<\/p><p>Does <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> have an obligation to report this?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@sloanlance\/116975428472552472","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116974918458014919","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116974918458014919"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=ed80cb8c8fcd1017","notice_info":{"local_id":"12943241","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-24T14:29:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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a mood.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","displayName":"SomeVeganCheeseIsOk","note":"In a mood."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> considering that pimples can be caused by infectious disease, this is actually borderline criminal and could cause infection in others. Congrats, I guess, you could get fired for this one.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/statuses\/116974975298636865","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/statuses\/116974975298636865","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> considering that pimples can be caused by infectious disease, this is actually borderline criminal and could cause infection in others. Congrats, I guess, you could get fired for this one.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/116974975298636865","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116974918458014919","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116974918458014919"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=ed80cb8c8fcd1017","notice_info":{"local_id":"12942764","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-24T12:34:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk\/116974975298636865"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>I like to pop my spots and wipe the detritus in various places in the office. My favourite is a folder used daily by a particular team. You can actually look through and see the bits of yellow, green\/white puss on the paper. Good few years build up in there now.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116974918458014919","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116974918458014919","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I like to pop my spots and wipe the detritus in various places in the office. My favourite is a folder used daily by a particular team. You can actually look through and see the bits of yellow, green\/white puss on the paper. Good few years build up in there now.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116974918458014919","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=ed80cb8c8fcd1017","notice_info":{"local_id":"12942713","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-24T12:20:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116974918458014919"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6573857","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}