{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":5,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Woodbutcher\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Woodbutcher<\/a> <\/p><p>John's squeaky chair.<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/tomstarkweather\/dvoraks-squeaky-chair\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/tomstarkweather\/dvoraks-squeaky-chair<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116974591781144812","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116974591781144812","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Woodbutcher\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Woodbutcher<\/a> <\/p><p>John's squeaky chair.<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/tomstarkweather\/dvoraks-squeaky-chair\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/tomstarkweather\/dvoraks-squeaky-chair<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116974591781144812","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Woodbutcher\/statuses\/116974585152587786","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Woodbutcher\/116974585152587786"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Woodbutcher"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=184a7e44ff6fb17e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12942439","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-24T10:57:02+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116974591781144812"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Woodbutcher","displayName":"Woodbutcher","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/308965-original-tmp20241223184630.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/308965-96-20241223184630.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/308965-48-20241223184630.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/308965-24-20241223184630.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"308965"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/308965-96-20241223184630.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Self employed woodworker. 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