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@kims<\/a> <\/p>

Not sure if my phone number is up to date in their records. I have moved four times since I opened my account<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/users\/elithebearded\/statuses\/116938329168229482","object":{"id":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/users\/elithebearded\/statuses\/116938329168229482","objectType":"note","content":"

@kims<\/a> <\/p>

Not sure if my phone number is up to date in their records. I have moved four times since I opened my account<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/@elithebearded\/116938329168229482","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938045894414132","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938045894414132"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-18:objectType=thread:nonce=ed8a19cbde36e2b0","notice_info":{"local_id":"12909550","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-18T01:32:05+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/@elithebearded\/116938329168229482"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims","displayName":"Kim Scheinberg","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-original-tmp20250524161708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-96-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-48-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-24-20250524161754.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"67357"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-96-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff. Ex-New Yorker, now in Las VegasI've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline. She\/herHeader is a fanned out deck of playing cards with NO KINGS","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"kims","displayName":"Kim Scheinberg","note":"Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff. Ex-New Yorker, now in Las VegasI've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline. She\/herHeader is a fanned out deck of playing cards with NO KINGS"}},"content":"

@elithebearded<\/a>
My cell hasn't changed in 25 years, and Alexis and I touch base every couple years just to say hi<\/p>

Come to think of it, he was at my most recent birthday party 18 years ago<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938396275866456","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938396275866456","objectType":"note","content":"

@elithebearded<\/a>
My cell hasn't changed in 25 years, and Alexis and I touch base every couple years just to say hi<\/p>

Come to think of it, he was at my most recent birthday party 18 years ago<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938396275866456","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/users\/elithebearded\/statuses\/116938329168229482","url":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/@elithebearded\/116938329168229482"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/fed.qaz.red\/users\/elithebearded"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-18:objectType=thread:nonce=ed8a19cbde36e2b0","notice_info":{"local_id":"12909551","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-18T01:32:04+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938396275866456"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/users\/20002ist","displayName":"Hoarse e-Books","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/115881-original-tmp20230501004941.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/115881-96-20230501011345.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/115881-48-20230501011345.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/115881-24-20230501011346.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"115881"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/115881-96-20230501011345.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Musings on DC, ancient Greek, depressingly overweening (in every possible sense) US fascism. Erstwhile Jeopardy! champion; Twitter escapee; just the beer light to guide you.Lawful in the streets, chaotic in the \u2026 toots?? (Relative newcomer to Mastodon & still fumbling toward Masto competence.) William Hung and snow-white tan.\u00a0 \u1f1d\u03bd \u03bf\u1f36\u03b4\u03b1, \u1f45\u03c4\u03b9 \u03bf\u1f50\u03b4\u1f72\u03bd \u03bf\u1f36\u03b4\u03b1.","url":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/@20002ist","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"20002ist","displayName":"Hoarse e-Books","note":"Musings on DC, ancient Greek, depressingly overweening (in every possible sense) US fascism. Erstwhile Jeopardy! champion; Twitter escapee; just the beer light to guide you.Lawful in the streets, chaotic in the \u2026 toots?? (Relative newcomer to Mastodon & still fumbling toward Masto competence.) William Hung and snow-white tan.\u00a0 \u1f1d\u03bd \u03bf\u1f36\u03b4\u03b1, \u1f45\u03c4\u03b9 \u03bf\u1f50\u03b4\u1f72\u03bd \u03bf\u1f36\u03b4\u03b1."}},"content":"

@kims<\/a> Alexis?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/users\/20002ist\/statuses\/116938074468926709","object":{"id":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/users\/20002ist\/statuses\/116938074468926709","objectType":"note","content":"

@kims<\/a> Alexis?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/@20002ist\/116938074468926709","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938045894414132","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938045894414132"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-18:objectType=thread:nonce=ed8a19cbde36e2b0","notice_info":{"local_id":"12909358","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-18T00:12:51+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/@20002ist\/116938074468926709"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims","displayName":"Kim Scheinberg","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-original-tmp20250524161708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-96-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-48-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-24-20250524161754.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"67357"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-96-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff. Ex-New Yorker, now in Las VegasI've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline. She\/herHeader is a fanned out deck of playing cards with NO KINGS","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"kims","displayName":"Kim Scheinberg","note":"Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff. Ex-New Yorker, now in Las VegasI've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline. She\/herHeader is a fanned out deck of playing cards with NO KINGS"}},"content":"

@20002ist<\/a>
One and the same<\/p>

It occurs to me that some people on Mastodon will think I'm posting about a phishing attempt. I should probably preemptively mention that the owner and I attended one another's weddings last century <\/p>

There was no doubt as to who was on the other end of the phone call<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938084707824199","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938084707824199","objectType":"note","content":"

@20002ist<\/a>
One and the same<\/p>

It occurs to me that some people on Mastodon will think I'm posting about a phishing attempt. I should probably preemptively mention that the owner and I attended one another's weddings last century <\/p>

There was no doubt as to who was on the other end of the phone call<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938084707824199","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/users\/20002ist\/statuses\/116938074468926709","url":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/@20002ist\/116938074468926709"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/users\/20002ist"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-18:objectType=thread:nonce=ed8a19cbde36e2b0","notice_info":{"local_id":"12909359","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-18T00:12:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938084707824199"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims","displayName":"Kim Scheinberg","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-original-tmp20250524161708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-96-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-48-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-24-20250524161754.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"67357"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67357-96-20250524161734.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff. Ex-New Yorker, now in Las VegasI've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline. She\/herHeader is a fanned out deck of playing cards with NO KINGS","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"kims","displayName":"Kim Scheinberg","note":"Retired speechwriter. Big fan of Peppermint Patty and wooden jigsaw puzzles.Ex-Wall St, ex-NYT, ex-dotcom stuff. Ex-New Yorker, now in Las VegasI've been around since the days of usenet (met my husband there, our kids are now in their 20s). Most of my public writing is under my own name on Quora, or elsewhere under someone else's byline. She\/herHeader is a fanned out deck of playing cards with NO KINGS"}},"content":"

I've had the same email address for ~36 years now<\/p>

This morning the owner of my ISP phoned me to tell me that my accounted had been hacked (just me, not an ISP-wide problem) and that I should change my password immediately<\/p>

That's some pretty impressive personal service<\/p>

Also, I'm really old<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938045894414132","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/kims\/statuses\/116938045894414132","objectType":"note","content":"

I've had the same email address for ~36 years now<\/p>

This morning the owner of my ISP phoned me to tell me that my accounted had been hacked (just me, not an ISP-wide problem) and that I should change my password immediately<\/p>

That's some pretty impressive personal service<\/p>

Also, I'm really old<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938045894414132","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-18:objectType=thread:nonce=ed8a19cbde36e2b0","notice_info":{"local_id":"12909338","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-18T00:03:21+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@kims\/116938045894414132"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6557877","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}