{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":1,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/onekind","displayName":"Daniel Reavers :pumpkin_cute:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/321434-original-tmp20250124013753.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/321434-96-20250125050629.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/321434-48-20250125050629.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/321434-24-20250125050629.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"321434"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/321434-96-20250125050629.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I&#39;m a queer and nonbinary person with disability. (Here are my pronouns: they\/them; here are my acronyms: #AuDHD, #BP2, #CPTSD). I am sweary and acerbic and occasionally need to remind myself to assume positive intent. I am moderately techie but prefer not to have #FOSS projects recommended to me out of the blue unless you&#39;ve really taken the time to understand my requirements.","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@onekind","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"onekind","displayName":"Daniel Reavers :pumpkin_cute:","note":"I&#39;m a queer and nonbinary person with disability. (Here are my pronouns: they\/them; here are my acronyms: #AuDHD, #BP2, #CPTSD). I am sweary and acerbic and occasionally need to remind myself to assume positive intent. I am moderately techie but prefer not to have #FOSS projects recommended to me out of the blue unless you&#39;ve really taken the time to understand my requirements."}},"content":"<p>Aussie friends: I need the dumbest smart doorbell available. <\/p><p>I live smack bang in between about eight breweries and every so often some drunk arsehole pushes my doorbell for funsies. <\/p><p>The other night I was expecting an overnight delivery and someone was pushing the doorbell repeatedly so I woke up, got dressed, went downstairs, and there was this malevolent drunk outside the door.<\/p><p>Who are you looking for?' <\/p><p>'Looking for [street number]' he said, sounding all pleased with himself.<\/p><p>My facial expression didn't change. 'Good on ya' I said, sounding perfectly friendly as I slammed the door in his face.<\/p><p>Took the batteries out of my doorbell and went back to bed.<\/p><p>In the morning I reflected on this mildly unsettling experience and in particular on the sadness of the guy and the smallness of his sadism. <\/p><p>I want to ask him: 'Really? You're a grown man pushing doorbells to wake people up? And that's your fun?'<\/p><p>Anyway, I need a dumb smart doorbell. Needs to have a camera, needs to be programmable not to ring past 10PM, needs a phone app, preferably doesn't connect to the Internet.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/onekind\/statuses\/116922600145792599","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/onekind\/statuses\/116922600145792599","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Aussie friends: I need the dumbest smart doorbell available. <\/p><p>I live smack bang in between about eight breweries and every so often some drunk arsehole pushes my doorbell for funsies. <\/p><p>The other night I was expecting an overnight delivery and someone was pushing the doorbell repeatedly so I woke up, got dressed, went downstairs, and there was this malevolent drunk outside the door.<\/p><p>Who are you looking for?' <\/p><p>'Looking for [street number]' he said, sounding all pleased with himself.<\/p><p>My facial expression didn't change. 'Good on ya' I said, sounding perfectly friendly as I slammed the door in his face.<\/p><p>Took the batteries out of my doorbell and went back to bed.<\/p><p>In the morning I reflected on this mildly unsettling experience and in particular on the sadness of the guy and the smallness of his sadism. <\/p><p>I want to ask him: 'Really? You're a grown man pushing doorbells to wake people up? And that's your fun?'<\/p><p>Anyway, I need a dumb smart doorbell. Needs to have a camera, needs to be programmable not to ring past 10PM, needs a phone app, preferably doesn't connect to the Internet.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@onekind\/116922600145792599","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-15:objectType=thread:nonce=6e3aad4b18f8fb20","notice_info":{"local_id":"12894752","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-15T06:36:27+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@onekind\/116922600145792599"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6550820","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}