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Either way, this has got to be why the swimming gene doesn\u2019t get past down very often in their bloodlines","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-16:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/5054c289-6675-40a9-b1d8-adb4442e3d5c","object":{"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/5054c289-6675-40a9-b1d8-adb4442e3d5c","objectType":"note","content":"<a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\">@PNS<\/a> Sounds African. Either way, this has got to be why the swimming gene doesn\u2019t get past down very often in their bloodlines","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/5054c289-6675-40a9-b1d8-adb4442e3d5c","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116788605499502097","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116788605499502097"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:objectType=thread:nonce=773b2f594c705c1f","notice_info":{"local_id":"12783022","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-21T14:51:01+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/5054c289-6675-40a9-b1d8-adb4442e3d5c"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Jewpacabra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Jewpacabra<\/a> <\/p><p>You would be correct.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-16:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116788655560385913","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116788655560385913","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Jewpacabra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Jewpacabra<\/a> <\/p><p>You would be correct.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116788655560385913","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/5054c289-6675-40a9-b1d8-adb4442e3d5c","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/5054c289-6675-40a9-b1d8-adb4442e3d5c"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Jewpacabra"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:objectType=thread:nonce=773b2f594c705c1f","notice_info":{"local_id":"12783023","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-21T14:51:00+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116788655560385913"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"<p>This is AWFUL. Dude wants to swim two laps underwater without taking a breath. He does it. <\/p><p>But as he finishes he passes out. <\/p><p>The person filming, who I assume is related somehow, is so fucking stupid, they don't realize ( or they DO, and what's that about?) that he's unconscious. <\/p><p>The final two minutes are the same. They're just filming this now dead guy.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-16:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116788605499502097","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116788605499502097","objectType":"note","content":"<p>This is AWFUL. Dude wants to swim two laps underwater without taking a breath. He does it. <\/p><p>But as he finishes he passes out. <\/p><p>The person filming, who I assume is related somehow, is so fucking stupid, they don't realize ( or they DO, and what's that about?) that he's unconscious. <\/p><p>The final two minutes are the same. They're just filming this now dead guy.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116788605499502097","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:objectType=thread:nonce=773b2f594c705c1f","notice_info":{"local_id":"12782973","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-21T14:39:16+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116788605499502097"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6494532","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}