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@jessew<\/a> most horrifying moment<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/open-ground.org\/users\/crazyjaneway\/statuses\/116768320084155512","object":{"id":"https:\/\/open-ground.org\/users\/crazyjaneway\/statuses\/116768320084155512","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew<\/a> most horrifying moment<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/open-ground.org\/@crazyjaneway\/116768320084155512","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-17:objectType=thread:nonce=3a0e98b1ab3612d1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12769830","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-18T09:28:14+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/open-ground.org\/@crazyjaneway\/116768320084155512"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet","displayName":"buffet","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-original-tmp20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-96-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-48-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-24-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"216794"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-96-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn't there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn't there ed(2)?"}},"content":"

@jessew<\/a> oh enjoy!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116767861875225568","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116767861875225568","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew<\/a> oh enjoy!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116767861875225568","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-17:objectType=thread:nonce=3a0e98b1ab3612d1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12769824","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-18T09:27:03+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116767861875225568"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"

And the best part? You can eat them.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw","objectType":"note","content":"

And the best part? You can eat them.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-17:objectType=thread:nonce=3a0e98b1ab3612d1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12768052","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-17T22:42:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet","displayName":"buffet","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-original-tmp20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-96-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-48-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-24-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"216794"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-96-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn't there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn't there ed(2)?"}},"content":"

@jessew<\/a> who are you eating?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116767859554823321","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116767859554823321","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew<\/a> who are you eating?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116767859554823321","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm7zh9ztih100pw"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-17:objectType=thread:nonce=3a0e98b1ab3612d1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12768053","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-17T22:42:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116767859554823321"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6486023","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}