{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":12,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/users\/a1pmqy4dwclh004q","displayName":"greeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (christmas edition)","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-original-tmp20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":600,"height":600},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-96-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-48-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-24-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"306172"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/306172-96-20241214135548.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"\u2b11 aspiring medium sized mew mew!!alt of @green@talk.marq42.xyz. might migrate my tf.s account here in the futureperson (they\/them), creature (it\/its) and sometimes girl (she\/her) but right now, i'm just a little guy \u200b:neocat_sip:\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_bi:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_aro:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_nb:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_polyam:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_trans:\u200bpicrew used as pfp: https:\/\/picrew.me\/en\/image_maker\/1387003banner source: https:\/\/kiwisbybeat.net\/minus\/part-37\/","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/@green","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"green","displayName":"greeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (christmas edition)","note":"\u2b11 aspiring medium sized mew mew!!alt of @green@talk.marq42.xyz. might migrate my tf.s account here in the futureperson (they\/them), creature (it\/its) and sometimes girl (she\/her) but right now, i'm just a little guy \u200b:neocat_sip:\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_bi:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_aro:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_nb:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_polyam:\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b:neocat_flag_trans:\u200bpicrew used as pfp: https:\/\/picrew.me\/en\/image_maker\/1387003banner source: https:\/\/kiwisbybeat.net\/minus\/part-37\/"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> autistic can stacking child from wikipedia representation<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/anm43hijdtq5020i","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/anm43hijdtq5020i","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> autistic can stacking child from wikipedia representation<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/anm43hijdtq5020i","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12767707","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-17T20:53:44+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/anm43hijdtq5020i"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/@green\" class=\"u-url mention\">@green@mk.absturztau.be<\/a> i'm autistic and i used to be a child and i love stacking cans<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm44jwxtih100p1","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm44jwxtih100p1","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/@green\" class=\"u-url mention\">@green@mk.absturztau.be<\/a> i'm autistic and i used to be a child and i love stacking cans<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm44jwxtih100p1","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/anm43hijdtq5020i","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/anm43hijdtq5020i"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/users\/a1pmqy4dwclh004q"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12767708","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-17T20:53:42+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm44jwxtih100p1"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p>i lied btw it was more than 2 weeks<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm3ukuytih100ou","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm3ukuytih100ou","objectType":"note","content":"<p>i lied btw it was more than 2 weeks<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anm3ukuytih100ou","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12767674","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-17T20:47:02+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU 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isn&#39;t there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> no just find some twink that goes to c3 and make them carry them<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759352910824627","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759352910824627","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> no just find some twink that goes to c3 and make them carry them<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12760773","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760773","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T11:06:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> nooooo my plans have been ruined!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759099182826559","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759099182826559","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> nooooo my plans have been ruined!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116759099182826559","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760631","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T10:35:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> other delivery method?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759099921718899","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759099921718899","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> other delivery 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Personal account for shitposting, for a more-slop oriented account, see @tofu.@mametsuko is my owner.","url":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/@tofu","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"tofu","displayName":"Tofu :blobcatace:\u200b","note":"An actual block of silken tofu with cat ears. Personal account for shitposting, for a more-slop oriented account, see @tofu.@mametsuko is my owner."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> you like the taste of sugar?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/users\/tofu\/statuses\/116759112534748375","object":{"id":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/users\/tofu\/statuses\/116759112534748375","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> you like the taste of sugar?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/@tofu\/116759112534748375","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760528","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T09:58:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/@tofu\/116759112534748375"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/@tofu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@tofu@is-a.cat<\/a> I LOVE SUGAR!!!!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/ank1a5ontih100ea","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/ank1a5ontih100ea","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/@tofu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@tofu@is-a.cat<\/a> I LOVE SUGAR!!!!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/ank1a5ontih100ea","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/users\/tofu\/statuses\/116759112534748375","url":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/@tofu\/116759112534748375"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/is-a.cat\/users\/tofu"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760529","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T09:58:34+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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isn&#39;t there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> take the tabs before you recycle them, give them to me at c3<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759089127806800","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759089127806800","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> take the tabs before you recycle them, give them to me at c3<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116759089127806800","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760478","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T09:32:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> circumcise the cans when you get rid of them<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759077363504529","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116759077363504529","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> circumcise the cans when you get rid of them<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116759077363504529","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760475","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T09:31:18+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116759077363504529"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet","displayName":"buffet","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-original-tmp20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-96-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-48-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-24-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"216794"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/216794-96-20231123101031.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"buffet","displayName":"buffet","note":"If ed(1) is so good, why isn&#39;t there ed(2)?"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> hey, collect the can tabs for me<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116758639599740443","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/buffet\/statuses\/116758639599740443","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jessew<\/a> hey, collect the can tabs for me<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116758639599740443","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760446","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T09:16:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@buffet\/116758639599740443"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"<p>2 weeks of my soda consumption<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","objectType":"note","content":"<p>2 weeks of my soda consumption<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-16:objectType=thread:nonce=07cc82305b2a0270","notice_info":{"local_id":"12759154","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T01:35:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/anjjarljtih100dd"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6481336","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}